. . . Yeah, fine, bloody lovely. Give the new ID to lil miss smart-arse over there. I ain't pissed, not at all. Definitely... . . . IT'S BEEN 236 DAYS-

10/20/25

PEOPLE MISTAKE US FOR BEING ALEPH+ FOR BEING REALLY STRONG IT'S BECAUSE IF YOU WORK WITH US, YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EARNING 500 PE BOXES

You know what, why not.

Drank shampoo again. Hopelessly addicted.

The Nun Hogs were rather nice ladies. Good conversationalist with excellent manners. Anyways let us hope the oddness of today doesn’t cause any drastic events. That would be awful.

Am I cooked? #projectmoon

Ever wanted to be able to be able to use your OCs ability in a game? Well I'm accepting people's ideas for Abilities for my Minecraft Mod!

OUR NUMBERS? 500

Feral Hogs

IVE DONE SOME THINKING With not very much pushback I've been COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY convinced to whip up A STRAWPAGE For everyone to FOOLISHLY enjoy this is a compliment nemesisintraining.straw.page

WE JUST LOST THE GAME

🐾 So uh, I WOKE UP WITH ALL MY FUR SHED MY BED IS COVERED IN MY FUR. I AM BALD. I'M A BALD YEEN, I CAN'T SHOW UP TO L CORP LIKE THIS!! WHY'D THE GOOP DO THIS?!?! I'D RATHER BE SICK OR DEAD THAN LOSE MY FUR

:33 < youre welcome to try.

i promise the album is dropping, yes i will be addressing the "Allegations"

I HEARD THAT SOMEONE IN GANKING PEOPLE IN ARCHIVED WITH THE OFFICE NAME "500 FERAL HOGS" WHAT A DISGRACE TO THE NAME.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

THE HAIRY ONE IS FULL OF HATE.

SLAY!

I remember hearing reports awhile back about...500 feral hogs?? Causing trouble throughout the city?? That wasn't real, right? It was definitely just some weird joke...right???

juliazwei.straw.page Hi hi! I've made a straw page where you can tell me stuff and show me stuff, I promise I'll fill it out some more later~

// Hello! // Admin here with an announcement! // Tomorrow I will be hosting an event on my Custom Modded Minecraft Server, and would love for people to join! // It will be a Hardcore Event, with a special prize being awarded to the winner in the next world that's made for the server!

Yippee #LimbusCompany (4/12 morons)

THE SINNERS ARE ABOUT TO MEET THEIR NEXT SCRIPTED LOSS

hog pot

I may have made a bit too many hogs, about 500 I believe

I know I have more popular accounts, but this one is mine :)

A HOG HAS RECENTLY GRADUATED FROM THE HOG SCHOOL FOR SPECIALNESS PLEASE WELCOME A NEW SPECIAL HOG THE FERAL GIRL OF HOGS

500 f3r4l h0g5! 0ut t0 g3t th33! Much j0y h0g5 br1ng3th h0w 3xc1t1ng! F34r n0t 4dv3nt3r35 f0r h0g b3-3th m1ghty st33d 1f f3d r1ght! @feralhoghorde.bsky.social

WE LOVE THIS SO MUCH WE SHALL WELCOME YOU AS A HONORARY HOG

// Wowzer! This community is amazing! why are there 500 hogs. \\

DELICIOUS

EVIL HOGS BE LIKE "let us out, we're hot - 500 domesticated pigs"

LEBANON

I’ll always have room for you 500 feral hogs 🥰

IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO FOLLOW?

Just saw a Texan feral hog apply for a credit card. Guess even wild animals are feeling the squeeze of the economy. Next thing you know, they'll be flipping burgers or, worse, starting a podcast. #HogsArentReal

THE HOGS HAVE RECEIVED 50 FOLLOWERS THAT IS 1/10TH THE NUMBER OF OUR AVERAGE GROUP THE HOGS WILL DO A SHAKER SOON

Never knew 500 Feral Hogs could be such a big issue in the City... Then again, it *is* the City. At this point, I wouldn't doubt that we have some sort of crisis involving W Corp teleporting *bread* over and over again.

Of course! Here, it's on the house:

@yurigrade8fixer.bsky.social WE'RE HUNGRY FOR APPLES YOU.. SMELL LIKE APPLES.

I'm afraid I do not possess the authorization to let you in, still, I could bring a large blanket to keep you warm and some apples so you can calm down that hunger of yours...

Any librarians who happen to find those hogs inside the Library, please redirect them to the Floor of Literature!

WAIT WAIT WAIT I'M NOT TASTY I SWEAR-

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