I am still alive. I’ve been busy eating everything in the fridge to be an asshole.

I’m unsure if I’m allowed to make marmite and vegemite illegal. But I want to.

Anyone found being transphobic in city will be sent to slenderman forest.

I can brush my teeth all by myself okay!

Just got dragged out of a panic room by the scruff of my neck because I was eating all of the preserved foods in it.

You would be this librarian named “Locke”

Hehehoohoo

Drank shampoo again. Hopelessly addicted.

Light people on fire.

We at the head could kill this thing in two seconds but we choose not to.

Okay so Aliens are real.

@theheadofthecity.bsky.social Hey why do we have a member of the eye stationed all the way in the Swiss Alps at a shitty old satellite array?

I drank shampoo.

Bite people.

Just a reminder to all citizens of City that I hang out with Beholders all the time. I see you “simping” and “Gooning” all the time. Frankly it’s disgusting.

@arbiterofthehead.bsky.social KILL THIS MAN! EX BEHOLDER! GET HIS ASS!

@arbiterofthehead.bsky.social Should I beat Zena with this bat I found?

Zena is still in that snare trap.

Zena fell for a snare trap despite looking at the bent over tree. I just put crack in the rope and there was no hesitation.

Haha! April fools everyone! I put Cogito in the water supply!

Hm…I should commit horrible acts of violence against tax evaders.

Can someone tell Luda to stop “Beholdering it”?

Kiss a man

At the arbiter training room. Straight up breaking it. And by it, lets justr say. My arm.

They keep trying to keep me from chewing on laundry but I will never stop.

Never hanging out with beholders again. All of them are just Gooning all the time. And the people in city are degenerates as well. Abnormality on Bloodfiend is disgraceful.

@eyefacingthefear.bsky.social @arbiterofthehead.bsky.social Garion. Drippier Garion. You must fight to the death…Or don’t Idgaf.

There are two Garions? Why does the new one have better “Drip”…Is that the correct term?

Man I really hope my adoptive mothers don’t get into a toxic Yuri relationship.

I DID IT! I MADE IT OUT OF THE JAMMER RADIUS! I CAN CALL FOR EVAC! YES! @arbiterofthehead.bsky.social I am stranded deep in the outskirts could you please come and get me?

WHY DOES THIS STUPID BLUE ROBOT NOT GIVE UP!? IM STILL RUNNING! I’VE RAN LIKE 30 MILES!

Ah…Sweet Catharsis.

That stupid woman won’t even know where I went. I’ve managed to engulf myself with the blankets and pillows creating a makeshift fort out of sight. While my Nanites may be incredibly dampened, I can eat through the floor slowly.

…My head hurts…Why am I in a run down Buddhist monastery?…Why does my head hurt?…Why won’t my nanites form shapes that well?…Hold on my HUD is turning on……WHY AM I 600 MILES DEEP INTO THE OUTSKIRTS!?

@theheadofthecity.bsky.social Waiter! Waiter! More Claws to beat to death please! I killed all five guarding the hallway!

@arbiterofthehead.bsky.social I’ve mad a horrible mistake.

IDRANK2LITERSOFSERUM-WANDNOWICANSEEGODANDTHEFUTURE.

For Christmas I got a cool Little Heads up display… @arbiterofthehead.bsky.social payed for a little surgery that put some stuff in my eyes that tracks my heartrate, Brain activity, Etc…Zena gave me a spoon and a lighter saying “I’d need it as a new Arbiter…This place is weird.

@arbiterofthehead.bsky.social Can you give me toys that aren’t various Augments and/or a crackpipe?

@arbiterofthehead.bsky.social BITING YOU!

…I should bite someone… (It’s going to be Garion again.)

…John Head is cool…He’s like my Gay uncle or something…

@theheadofthecity.bsky.social WHY DID YOU DEPLOY FREDDY FAZBEAR HE’S SCARING ME!

@arbiterofthehead.bsky.social …I’m scared to go to the fridge and get food because it’s dark…I’m scared that Five Nights At Freddy’s will be there…

@theheadofthecity.bsky.social I ate your brownies that you had in the oven…And all your chips.

There’s actual food here. I’m stealing all of it.

@arbiterofthehead.bsky.social Carried me to District one…District one is nice…There’s only a tenth of the violence here compared to R-nest…

I am being carried away by the rich lady to District one…

Rat skewers for lunch today…Just another day in the Backstreets…