For those who want to see me continue parodying, I will have to direct you to @famigliasshame.bsky.social. Adieu.

To all who care, this account will now be sunset. I will soon log out of it entirely, and it will not be posted from again as of tomorrow. It has been a good time. So long, all of you.

I just watched a Claw Commander Serum P on some poor sucker. I almost feel bad for how they're gonna extract the info out of the guy once they're brought back to base.

God fucking damnit Erlking what was I paying you for?

It appears I have had quite the long absence. Do not worry. I will be gone for even longer next time.

Ah~ What a beautiful day to hack into- JIA BAOYU GET OUT OF MY ACCOUNT HOW THE FUCK

Anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling? No? Just me?

Kiss a man. Prove you're not a homophobe.

Irae is what I would describe as skrunkly.

Hey, @cinqdonquixote.bsky.social, catch.

Awebo

Just got hit by this shit. Not feeling too good.

Hello, everyone. My apologies for the inactivity. Great Split: Horizontal hurts like hell and left me comatose.

<Happy New Year to everyone who has followed me. I remember when this place used to only have me for the news and stuff, but now look at us. One big Project Moon family. Let's hope this new year will bring us more luck in our extractions and peak Cantos.> #LimbusCompany

Looks like I found what I was looking for.

Looks like I found what I was looking for.

I'm bored as hell. Gonna try something new, maybe join a whaling boat?

Look at him. He's adorable.

All-Around Helper has claimed Kromer's bones.

Ah, I have reached one hundred. Unfortunately for all of you, there shall be no Arbiter Shaker, and there is nothing you can do to convince me otherwise. Maybe ask Binah when she gets there, that's the closest you'll ever get.

this is the shampoo I've been using if you're curious though

True!

Let’s make him do it again.

This Binah lady is actually pretty chill. Makes some damn good tea, too.

Perhaps I, too, should make a strawpage.

tis benadril is prety fuckin too

//shoutout to @devyatsinclair.bsky.social for having some of the best edits i’ve ever seen

Thank you very much.

"I am the flower-seeker, a wanderer, a traveler across the City and the Ruins. I am the one who marked the final period to this unforgotten adventure of a lifetime with you. My name is Bari, the Knight of the White Moon." BARI JOINS #PMSKY

Look at him go. Shrimply incredible.

WellCheers has become an Arbiter of the Head.

Finally had time to do that shaker Don was excited for Just didn’t wanna let anyone else see I feel kinda embarrassed Thanks for 100 new friends though…… <3

Yaoi..? If it pisses him off, then yes. We are Yaoi. Revenge for all the paperwork I had to deal with when he went on his little tantrum.

@orlando-il-furioso.bsky.social I just brought back an old friend of yours! Go say hi!

Anyway.

You're welcome, everyone.

I’m going to do something real quick that is going to make some of you really sad, and most of you not that.

So, that bird was rather pleasant. I believe this is the place I was looking for, though.

Just made it to The Library. I am quite fond of this bird. Certainly not the reception I was expecting, though.

While tea is obviously superior, I can’t help but see some merit in plain water. Sometimes, you simply just need your thirst dealt with immediately.

This is mostly irrelevant to the current ongoing events, but I feel like saying it anyway. I am in support of all LGBTQ+ individuals, and any I kill were killed for other reasons, not because of that.

Having a good time watching the chaos that my mere presence brings here.