W Corp really isn't living up to the name with all the Ls they constantly take.

Finally, some good Toxic Yaoi. It's been a bit since I've come across the good stuff.

I hope Xichun will deliver a LOT of fun while she's the family hierarch...Fun is the greatest thing, and I desire to be there for as long as possible to experience it all! Hehehe...

Hey @the-timeripper.bsky.social, come to my office. Serious business.

I decided to try one of the Claw's Serums for fun. I believe I have just committed the first Serum-DUI.

Yaoi.

It's Pride Month. You all know what that means.

Thou hast lost..the game!

Time to release the lesser known cousin of The Sweepers, The Drinker.

@judgmentbird.bsky.social i need your help, im trying to weigh some bananas at walmart but their scalenis broken can i borrow yours

Haha! April fools everyone! I put Cogito in the water supply!

;; And with that, I now shall go to bed and wish you all a happy April Fools As a small bonus, I give thee the sprite I made for this silly thing and two bonus ones I've had sitting around for a while. Have a silly day/night :)

Y-Yes sir..thou mentioned it about...26 times..

Huh? Why is John head calling me at this time of the night?!

Sakura Stand is now banned from The City. Sorry @redmistofficial.bsky.social / @couragetoprotect.bsky.social

Do not fight. what would The Boy Playing Carti think. -Vladislav

Glad that's over.

What is Homestuck.

candy candy candy cookie candy candy chocolate

🐾 Guess I won't my yaoi visual novels for a while if you guys keep this up. Hehehe~

@orlando-il-furioso.bsky.social I heard you're getting called Homophobic. I know a simple way to disprove it.

A most informative experiment. Faust has learned much from this. I now need a shower.

Oh— No yeah, dude, John Airfryer’s the shit. Airfryers are awesome, man…

...Don't tell him about John Mimic.

My City? Running Fine.

// Harassing a middle aged man with flirting

Oh man, I can't believe the record for most people ran over by a car got beat. Congrats to @xichunparody.bsky.social!

:)

Bro your wife is dead 😭😭😭

@clawsexecutioner.bsky.social There's a poor guy in the Backstreets of District M, I want him obliterated.

@clawsexecutioner.bsky.social Oh there you are.

Fuck.

@dante10.bsky.social @lcbmanagerdante.bsky.social Get your Sinners, bro.

❄️ what is hawk tuah?

@carmenlobotomy.bsky.social Dance, White Girl, Dance.

Thank you, I shall happily accept this.

(ooc i drew smth very similar to this using the same template)

// Idk why it came across my head just now lol // I'm not really one of those people who are attracted to characters, I just really like roleplaying John Head teasing and fucking with Roland and using the yaoi stuff to get under his skin

// Hello! // Admin here with an announcement! // Tomorrow I will be hosting an event on my Custom Modded Minecraft Server, and would love for people to join! // It will be a Hardcore Event, with a special prize being awarded to the winner in the next world that's made for the server!

I feel so sigma.

What.