🟣 can yall stop fucking around go do that thing you have to do enjoy yourself go for a walk

OFF will release tomorrow, August 15th, at 10 a.m. Pacific Time. Just one day left...!

[long thread] 🐇oi, nuisance. 🎶hmm? 🐇 you got mail. 🎶oh? it's about time i got some. 🐇 yeah yeah whatever.. get it over with. i'd rather spend as little time as possible with you. 🎶 ..do you HAVE to be here when i unpack this? 🐇 i don't trust you recording this properly. 🎶 haah.. so be it..

💙 *his hands are shaking.* WHY- WHY ARE YOU!? I SAID IM SORRY- I DIDNT- I- I JUST- PLEASE- YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I- PLEASE- PLEASE- I WASNT GOING TO DO IT IF I- *he pleaded to nobody. he remembered.* I DIDNT ENJOY IT- I DIDNT- I DIDNT.. *he remembered.*

bro whose manager is this 😭😭😭

💙 ... *he stared at it for a few minutes* *he unfolded it gently, as if it'd break if he did a wrong move.* *as he started seeing what it is.. as the stench filled his lungs..* *it almost looked as if it were writhing. he thought he heard it squirm and squelch.* *he quickly wrapped it back up.*

🟣 have you heard of the lernean hydra? it is what people think of me, so to say. they try.. and try.. and when they finally land a hit..? it’s the wrong one.. i remain unscathed.. and more take it’s place. i consider it quite thoughtful of hana. :)

🕘 ..is this what people are gonna call me now ☹️ ..atleast it’s not /that/ question.. as for how i feel right now..? fine? i guess? my waters can’t really- be extinguished like that?

🟣 ah yes! the agent of L. corp wanting to learn more about their company.. how fun! EGO itself is.. the shape of your ambition. your perseverance and passion made form. honed into a weapon. haha, of course, there’s also artificial, which is what that EGO gear you agents wear! made of concepts..

💙 … when i close my eyes? *he closed his eyes.* first, there’s nothing. *he took a deep breath.* and then i feel her presence. i feel my body numbing. i get lost. i get brought back there. i never truly left it. i never truly left the station. the only thing i feel is the blood.

🐇 i- there isn't even anything to see it's just a tail-? 🩸 well they want to see! give me the phone- 🐇 no-? why would i- 🩸 if there isn't anything wrong with it then just show it already! 🐇 oh come on.. 🩸 why do you hate it anyway? it's cute :) 🐇wh- because it's too revealing of my emotions!

Throughout Corporations and Backstreets. I alone am the Drunkest Driver.

🩸 phew! yeah, i do it sometimes, doesn’t taste great.. but you get used to it. plus, it’s great when the weather’s hotter! ..not like that’s an issue.. i guess it is in areas that can’t afford their own weather. haco you’re not telling me dumb stuff again right? that’s a thing? 👁️ yeah 🩸great!

//double feature! 🐇??? no? i don’t think i even qualify as a twink with my build… HOWEVER! 🎶 don’t. even. say it. OH BY THE ORCHESTRA WHAT THE FUCK!? I AM NOT! 👁️ lmaooo nah you are half the power that you have comes from using others instead of your own. and even then- 🎶 *shutting haco up*

💙 you ever feel like you want to spontaneously combust 🐇 what ⭐️(yeah) 👁️ yeah 🐇 what is up with you people? 👁️ *about to talk* 🐇 I MEANT IT RHETORICALLY! DONT /ACTUALLY/ LIST THEM OFF!

Manager Esquine I requined thine assistance

no im not a phobic of any kind i hate everyone equally

Do not put Silent Orchestra "on the mic". An entire facility has been compromised due to some idiot.

More stuff for my lobotomy corporation x warframe series :-) #warframefanart

💙 its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits 🩸dude what the fu

Hey folks, looks like the censors ARE gonna kill me!

GUBO GIVE YOUR BITCH GLASSES TO YI SAAANG

I keep hearing Nicolina's Kindreds speak of this 'Dress to Impress' Perhaps I shall play!

HOLD ON TIGHT MY COMPASS IS INSOBRIETY MY COMPASS IS INSOBRIETY IM SMASHING THROUGH THE DEER THAT STANDS BETWEEN YOU AND ME LET US BE FREEEEEEEEE

NOO!!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY THE TRAFFIC LAWS! the seven ice cold beers:

fuckin pussy lmao #helsaultnation #ocxcanon #pmyume #projectmoon #art #limbuscompany #oc #ididntorderthesecorrectlyimgonnapissmypants

How about Distortmaxx

Drunk headcanons thread because why tf not I wrote them down a hot second ago:

@orlando-il-furioso.bsky.social Speak, Roland - what does PMSky need?

❄️ hmmmm! pierceee!!!!!! because it’s uhm.. really really useful :D and i can uhm.. stabby stab my needles in people!!

Gay people.

guess i never revealed bird boy to people but i finally redesigned him

Meow, excuse me are you undistorted? Oh no. Oh no no no no. Car-meow does NOT talk to undistorted people. MEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW *super lesbian distortin beam*

The Pale Fixer reportedly caught trying to parry with Knuckleblaster.

🎶 … naturally! would someone like me not survive? i dare say i thrived while you lot were scrambling around like headless chickens. ahem- ..however, i think seeing familiar faces isn’t so bad.

🎶 another prying eye making sure i don’t let out company secrets? this’ll be entertaining.

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they're what

THE VOID HAS CHOSEN TO SPEAK HAPPINESS COMES FROM GEESE AND ONLY GEESE THIS CONCLUDES THE VOIDCAST

MANAGER ESQUIRE, THOU SHADN'T BELIEVE WHAT GROUP OF AMAZING PEOPLE I HAVE MET