BAHAHAHA!! There goes your FRAGRANCE you wished your precious Jia Baoyu to indulge in!!!

Who wrote a fic of me having the most sloppy makeout session with that BLOODFIEND woman?? ISN'T SHE DEAD????

Please do not ask why I know brainrot slang. You will find a jar at your doorstep if you utter even a WORD...

"Manager Sigma..We have to swiftly fanum tax the enemy before we get fanum taxed ourselves!" I will make fun of them all..Hehehe...

Why the hell is there a bolus at my doorstep. Is it going to detonate once I grab it or is it gonna grow a claw and cut my head off in the typical fashion?

So ever since my traitorous sister had departed Hongyuan I started getting killed less. Huh??

Who...Who the hell is Nicolina and why do some people romanticize me and her??

Just one more time actually... O, Xue Baochai, you're a traitorous SNAKE! You've betrayed the Xue Family and shamelessly left with that Q Corp WITCH!? No WONDER you used the Si Branch to assault Miss Hierarch...YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD OF A SNAKE AS THEM! DON'T RUIN THE FUN OF OTHERS...AND MINE!!!

We don't talk about Xue Baochai anymore.

first person to make a bolus to turn me into this gets 300 thousand ahn. (@aseahfacts on X)

The giveaway winner is... @knowl3dgebearer.bsky.social!! The jar monster has been sent to the outskirts near Y Corp!!! Pick it up there.

Jar Giveaway ‼️‼️‼️ Like and Repost to have a chance to win a

10 likes..? TEN FUCKING LIKES!? I KNEW YOU ALL HATED ME BUT *THIS* MUCH??? REAAAL FUNNY, GUYS. WHO'S THE NEXT PERSON TO HAVE ME BEHEADED, HUH!? RAISE YOUR HAND.

I hope Xichun will deliver a LOT of fun while she's the family hierarch...Fun is the greatest thing, and I desire to be there for as long as possible to experience it all! Hehehe...

(I witnessed something horrifying on twitter and I am genuinely scared. This is a cry for help.)

(I am genuinely right about Xue Pan being beheaded all the time.)

guys... guys I lost my jars. where are my jars. WHERE ARE MY JARS.

The horrors

After finding out who this actually is I am agreeing with this.

Alright, time to beat the shit out of Hong Lu in canto 16- IS THAT THE LORD OF HONGYUAN IDENTITY?? HELL NAH, I BETTER KEEP MY ASS IN CANTO 8...

Are you still ALIVE??? Hey, come over I'll buy some more...

Bloodfiend, Beautiful Corpse..Some random woman and N Corp Bum...What kind of a joke is this??

Choccy milk :)

You fuckers will never learn how to revive people. You can only reconstruct what isn't dead...

The jars infested 2 nearby housings and one snuck into my sister's room to scare her at night. I did not order it that. Might have to sell some again. Who's willing to buy a creepy corpse jar that scares you at night?

Food was... Uh.. "Bussin'" or..Whatever you say. I- I don't know.

Who the hell is John Mantle?

One of my servants asked if I played Deltarune. I remembered that I DID but forgot to finish it...

(Heathcliff's owner is indeed a brit!! This is an *ideal* occurrence.) (NOW!! Since (at least in the book itself) Ishmael is supposed to be american...IS THE @sinner8.bsky.social AMERICAN TOO!?) (I will keep going until we run out of sinners.)

(I libraried all of my ruinas hooray)

(Hi Carmen)

("Boundary of Death" believers when it rolls anything but 4 three different times:)

(im getting specific now..how do i kill the ouple ter..,.?)

??? what did i do? be an evil twink???

(great advice you two)

(Guys how do I beat literally anything in Star of the City I can't kill shit..,...)

(this place is nuts!)

(I also realized History and Technological Sciences floor)

What.

This dude's not gonna do shit..Y'all saw what he did to Shi Yihua??? He better kill himself, Ionwanna be like that even more of a corpse-corpse...

I'd put a bet on... 500. Maybe. Probably. Not sure.

I did it again for shits and giggles.. If someone finds their bits...

(okay fellas. it is real shit time. is the heathcliff account ran by an actual brit?) (Will you address the allegations, @viole-n-tsinner7.bsky.social? Are you, the account owner, british?)

Personally, this is probably the second most beautiful thing I've ever created after all the jars... (I actually like using it holy shit)

So I made a wallpaper for some of you that doesn't even fit the proportions for not being thin enough. Have fun using it.

hi guys i got murdered and my bling was stolen

I have a very good business idea. I'm going to sell monster jars for the sole purpose of allowing the buyer to poison someone swiftly!!!