Merry Christmas, everyone!

How about destroyinglamanchalandmaxx?

@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social Is your theme park still not destroyed?

Finally... that hangover lasted quite a bit... let's see how lo- 4 MONTHS!?!?!??!?! By the WINGS, I need to be more active! *cough* Uh... what'd I miss?

Guess who apparently had logged into this account on PC.

Sheesh... I... am never never gonna drink that much... ever again...

...

... I have gotten used to this... limiting body. But sadly, I have not eaten in 2 moons... human flesh is delightful, even thinking about it makes my tusks grow, so close until it stabs my br- aaiyhnnn... Arm... arm is hun... hunger! Giv... give flesh, now!

Hog! Ho... hog! Join... join the H-Hogmind! Hog! HOG!!!

Grfggghhmm... Hog... be praised...

Puny... Hogform... first phase... bones are chan... changing... flesh is... te-tearing... hooves are... gro...growing... (A disgusting cacophony of screams and the sound of flesh tearing and molding.) I am... inexperienced with this body... Praised be John Hog. For he has given us courage.

you can, of course, write as yourself too!! anything you prefer i'd be super happy either way~🌟✨ colormytree.me/2024/01JF362...

Hog... Hogform... Hogform good... pa-pain... feel no longer... Hog cherishes... all...

I have... 50 follo...followers... I shall... shake ass... shake ass tomorrow... in the name of Hogmind... ass shall be... thrown back...

Praised be... the Hogmind... praised be... John Hog...

Love working for... hog... the great hog shall... encompass all and... love all...

Join the... hogs... get special... name... Hogo shall... analyze this new... body.

I'm going to La Manchaland and I see my friend who smokes weed with me and 500 hogs.

Get jolly

La Manchaland manifested again. Is that my old mate?

Met a cool guy named Ricardo. He's the big brother of the middle. He offered me some weed! And you know how much I love weed.

Fuck. This may be my last message. Goodbye.

If I get 50 followers, I will do the coat shaker.

Sancho. I have conceived.

Got a new profile picture. I'm out of the void and now into the great bubble.

The fault lies with @sinclairno11.bsky.social!

Life is okay.

Cannot be. Have unfinished work to do. Love eating Sweeper flesh.

i love Meursault i want to pinch their cheeks

I guess? ((hi this the owner of the account sorry for the long wait time))

Die

That's so sigma!

Yeah. I'm imagining it.

Don't work smarter, try harder.

You call MY (alte.... something) office the STUPID BLUE RAINCOAT OFFICE!? Fuck you. Hugo blast.

Life is bleak. Kill yourself. ((dont actually do that))

I got diamonds in my minecraft world. Life is truly peak. Don't kill yourself.

I think that's a newly opened up office. Can't help ye, bud.

FINALLY! I went through my operation and now my stubs for hands are replaced by prosthetics! Thanks @forestfortheflames.bsky.social.

the what office open parentheses thank you phone for including a way to record my voice and translate it into text dot i am waiting for my prosthetic arm operation closed parentheses

i shart my pants