love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

I am seeing "leftist" friends and mutuals who I thought were cool just uncritically reposting insanely antisemitic, Islamophobic, racist, homophobic bullshit from literal white supremacist accounts. Some people are so desperate for their pet conspiracy theories to be true so they can be vindicated.

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art

You can't fool me, that's the Caterpillar from Jan Švankmajer's Alice.

[Lindisfarne] Me: (chanting) teeth, teeth- Other fossil hunters: teeth, TEETH British Geological Society: [pounding its clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

I encountered something psychologically unsettling in the psychiatry clinic that I had never thought of before (toilet flushing a little too long).

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

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Yessss mother!!

Bonar Insurance Churubusco, IN

What if we kissed at Yumbo

I just had my second 90 minute psychiatric consult just for them to once again not prescribe me any new meds and tell me I have OCD. I know I have OCD, that's why I came to the psychiatry clinic.

Why can you not follow hashtags on Instagram anymore or sort hashtag content chronologically? Why is every social media platform twenty times less functional than it was 5-10 years ago?

#gally1 Kodak Charmera fun.

#gally1 Kodak Charmera fun.

I would easily die in a fire at #gally1 because in 2012 I was woken up by the fire alarm and I checked the hashtag to see if anyone was actually evacuating to decide if it was worth getting out of bed.

I have only done three con photo ops in my life before this year and now I've doubled it. Unfortunately two of those three photo ops were with two of these same people so I think I'm doing it wrong.

I was sitting on the floor and a child silently walked up to me, smiling, and handed me a 6-7 ribbon. #gally1

A woman ran up to me and said "There need to be MORE female Adrics, I'm glad I saw you!"

Cool that six years into a pandemic it's still socially acceptable to just cough your lungs out in a crowded panel at a convention without bothering to excuse yourself or put a mask on. Very considerate.

Wardrobe change. 🌟

SHIKAKA

chicken sign, el paso, texas, 1979

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I walked through the parking lot of this Doctor Who convention and I could see that a room near mine was putting on an episode of Doctor Who and I was like "Oh hell yeah, Doctor Who."

Okay let's do this.

I'm drinking a Rilakkuma soda in my Rilakkuma jammies.

I fucking hate LA. I fucking hate driving in LA. I fucking hate the weather in LA. I want to move here every time I come here.

70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yall… it’s time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)

Accidentally crashed a funeral.

ice is killing americans and democrats are still voting for trump's nominees

I saw the Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff on the left come up the other day and I've spent hours looking through my phone for the one on the right because I knew I had seen that comment before. This is a new low.

I saw an account with "proship dni" in the bio right after a Hannibal hashtag. You can't do that. Pick a lane.

I had to wash five tubes of blood today. It's usually two. Everyone kept asking "Can I use the centrifuge?" or "Are you done with the centrifuge?" No you can't use the centrifuge. I'm never going to be done with the centrifuge ever in my life.

What if we kissed at the ABDI Loyola Medical Building?

My childhood favorite pop band finally reunited and their single sucks and they're trying to get into E*rovision which should be boycotted so now I have to cancel them. Terrible timeline.

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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. #CatsOfBluesky

My new hypochondria thing is I'm convinced I have a stone baby.

I still haven't gotten a white elephant gift for the lab party on Friday. Gift limit is $20. Should I just get 80 lucky eggs from the machine at the arcade?

Is Wil Wheaton ever going to fade gracefully into obscurity or does he have a humiliation fetish?

Two guys in the cafeteria were sat across from each other each eating bibimbap, but also sharing a serving of pasta that was placed between their individual portions of bibimbap. I feel I have seen things here today I wasn't supposed to see. Also: me and who.

Hashtag seems kinda dead here... we still doing #gally1 hashtag action???

Sometimes I see all the possibilities stretch out in front of me and I think "I could live 100 different lives" but I don't want to live any of them.