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It's so fucked up we cant have popup headlights anymore because muh pedestrian safety when every suv and truck on the road is built Like That

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🔌💞🧀 Santa YCH 💫starring 🌟 @diedoktor.bsky.social

Went to the Oregon Trail Rally yesterday ✨🚗

dieDoktor official stance on Oblivion

🔥 Page 14 of The Heart's a Prism Written & Illustrated by me.

Outta here

I don't think there will ever be a piece of media that hits my brain quite like Jon Bois' 17776

Replaced this dumb bitch, done with inkjets forever

Penis lookin building

Ngl i would like to imbibe in the sin of home ownership

I want a creeper plush quite badly but apparently theres only scams : (

I quite liked Mickey 17

What do you think the markets would do if somebody shot him?

governments should spend money, literally all their fucking money. on taking care of the people from whom they got the money. on building cool shit for the people from whom they got the money to use, like highways and public works. this is real easy how can these people be so bad at this

On a train listening to a divorce brew a couple seats over

Reading Cannery Row and god, Steinbeck is so funny

Sesame Street really tells the story of America: - Created for PBS to educate young (especially Black!) children - Becomes a beloved institution cherished by the entire country - Gets privatized and kicked to premium cable due to budget cuts - Unionization leads to mass layoffs What a country!

Happy Valentines Day! 💕💝

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Me, when work is busy: "man this sucks. I wish it was a slow day" Me, when work is slow: "this sucks. I there was work to pass the time with"

Imagine the hell a restaurant would go through if they kept their land animals around for you to look at before eating like at a seafood place

From www.tumblr.com/presentlydea... - I miss you, lost friends. I hope the sun is shining on your face, wherever you are.

Sometimes people ask what I do for work

Places

Goin places

'No one wants to work anymore' yeah no kidding, we weren't put on this planet and blessed with the divine spark of awareness just to toil away in your shitty PPP scam small business for 10 dollars an hour, Barbara.

Being dieDoktor, for me, is complaining about your 3d printer being in pieces and needing reassembly but never actually doing it despite having several projects on hold. For 7 months.

Chongqing has incredible advertising but also I kinda do want to visit there now so I guess it's working

We have Arabs and we have Crabs.... Somewhere in the world lives the mythical Brab

Went outside this weekend

So far Xiaohongshu is pretty good i gotta say

Coworker subjecting me to the game in the worst way possible. Nickelodeon channel with SpongeBob and Patrick as commentary

I have to admit, I often get Mel Gibson confused for Mel Brooks and wonder why people hate the funny little guy

colored sketch comm for @diedoktor.bsky.social 🐾🌸

KEEP WHEELING

Growing older is about realizing that Minecraft..... Is a boring game

KEEP WHEELING

Kek you frens later, anons