environmental storytelling via picking up roadside trash

friday vibing

THREAD H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers. That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people. Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control." That hasn't changed!

so lemon pig 2026 is rotting

Lemon Pig lineage, 2024 - 2026

Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋

none of those are veggies

they should invent a smoke alarm that alerts you to low batteries outside of the hours of 12-4am

just in case anyone was wondering, a 2 gallon bucket will comfortably fit 82 boiled eggs plus marinade

wizard frog is insane

The Crow's Judgement

made the apple mascot real fuckin sexy, just like you asked, boss

cold goop is almost as good as hot slop

blue-tailed skinks are my Bigfoot (I cannot get a clear photo of them)

they should invent a coffee that makes you focus

found a freshly-emerged luna moth and watched it power up over ~4 hours; it took off at dusk

Humidity? More like huhiity

Whether you're looking for something sweet, sour, or a little bit spicy 😉, you can find it all on Dilly Dalliance, the only pickle-based dating app

why yes I do love the movie Independence Day

cool beetle

I AM A FANTASY ARTIST AND HERE IS MY FANTASY ART

it's easy to forget if you grew up with them but lightnin bugs (fireflies) are fuckin magical

thank you, honored defender

for months now, there's been a widespread connectivity issue at work that has somehow missed affecting me. come to find out it's because the official workaround is "don't close your laptop"

I bet this stretch feels so good

chanterelle and broccolini ramen because I stay true to my roots

OH, YOU WOULDN'T WANNA SEE ME HEALTHY.

born to live in a community, forced to live in a society

the Yard has blessed us once again, pushing me ever closer to sincerely believing it enshrines a nature spirit

we finally caught the criminal scum, whose crimes are monumental and multitudinous

thanks, ladies

what are their qualifications?

we gotta rein in these dairy alternatives

I cast "Summon Microbes" and end my turn

they call me the Compost Kid

kinda not loving how lemon pig 2025 (right) is already looking compared to its older sibling

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

30 eggs? In this economy?

Referring to dogshit experiences as "Type 3 Fun" has been great

the first trip I convinced myself I don't need to pack 2x more underwear than I typically use, there's a historic snowstorm that delays the return flight by days

upping my oyster/day average from 2 to 8 in one sitting

know your worth

how long til dialysis is marketed as a treatment for blood microplastics?

🎵lemon pig, o' lemon pig,🎵 🎵o' citrus swine of joy🎵

found some Amarilla sp. & possibly Entoloma sp. ("shrimp of the woods")

Ezekiel 38:9-10 tells us that this is wicked in the sight of the Lord