This is such a bizarre city-folk conception of country-folk. If you live in the country, you drive to the next town for *everything*. It’s only if you live in the city that that sounds extravagant.

whenever I see people making fun of Michael Rapaport, I'm like, please continue, you are doing great

Jesus. www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

He drew it himself. www.gq.com/story/police...

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

Aaron Rodgers can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

Rodgers… vaxxed?

FAT BOY TD LETS GOOOOOO

Proud Marks-ist logging on.

“No, Beauty is different from The Substance, you see…. …. ….. We got her ex-husband to do it!”

Breaking NYT: The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter. The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status. That is a war crime called "perfidy."

The hallmark of a good comic is when they CAN’t laugh at themselves.

El Clon >>>>>

This panthers/rams game sneaky cooking

Ugh come on Colt.

Where is Michael Irvin.

Listen I’ll try anything at this point

CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…

If you have the space, means and collection: a northern Texas warehouse full of proto-Redbox VHS vending machines from the mid-1980s is being evicted. The machines are free and whatever isn't taken will imminently be scrapped. www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...

Big boy td to end the season. Good for the Texans.

@yaeltime.bsky.social #regionalsupermarkets

Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor. One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”

I really do love how the Prince estate basically told Netflix "Yeah kill that Ezra Edelman documentary project, we don't actually want people thinking he might have been flawed and human or anything, but we'll be happy to partner up with your autohype plans, sure!"

The countdown I have on had two hosts giving their 2025 takes and they got to movies, and the guy who is ✋🏻 was like “One Battle After Another, Best Picture for me, PTA best director” & the other host who is a Black woman made this face 🥴 and then straightened up and went “not one of my faves!” Haha

Get Michael Irvin mic’d up RN

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Gotta say, this is a pretty clever spam text. Had to think and knew that any cloud service would identify themselves. But they had my name and a believable premise.

One of my favorite delivered lines “I’ll take any mothafucker’s money if he just GIVIN it away.” youtu.be/74IzP4vlb4c?...

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Marty Supreme (2025) - Dir. Josh Sadfie

me and who

An aggressively anti-poor move, for an already troublesome organization.

I would say this would be damaging to a point of no return but she’s likely done making new music anyway, and normal people don’t have the conviction or will to not listen to the old stuff. Sad reality.

What a finish.

Have the Packers played football before?

Wowwww

Did you know that will.i.am cohosts a show on SiriusXM with an AI chat bot on their 2010s channel?

Just interview Michael Irvin, sorry coach.

Mauro Ranallo: “the fans did not pay to see this crap.” Get this man calling wrestling again lol

What are we even watching here, Netflix?

Joshua is really in a no win situation. Except for the piles of money for agreeing to this fight, which, ok yes that is a win.

Bring Back Open Hand Slapping

if I had an account at Bank of America I do not think I would any more