When your wrestling crush uses your favorite band as the theme of his new gear... I just swooned so hard, I hurt myself.

Plesse go and vote for my cat. Thank you 😘 moderncat.com/entry/zeeva-...

Happy New Year!

It's like he knew i needed this tonight.

A "friend" tells me he has a Christmas gift for me and wants to know when he can bring it by. Then proceeds to tell me that said gift is just leftover stock of something he 3D printed, from someone else's pattern, and was selling online. MY DUDE, LEARN TO SAY LESS.

It's starting to feel like Christmas around here. Also, I'm really thankful that @effylives.com puts up with my silly bullshit. Lol

It’s up and it’s the last one ever. 🤼▶️ youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?...

DO NOT send me DMs here. I can no longer access them. I'm not scanning my ID or giving credit card or social security information to some company I've never heard of, to verify that I'm an adult.

Went on shopaew to buy a Hey EW wrap shirt and got this... now I'm even sadder than I already was. (I am really happy for @rjcity.bsky.social tho. He deserves to have all of his merch sell out) #HeyEW #RJistheeebest

"Machete, my love," may just be theeeeeeeeeeee best way I have ever been addressed in life.

If you're gonna spend money on black friday, this is the way. Screw the corporations. Screw the billionaires. Support indie wrestling and small business.

🖤❤️🖤 Swoon City...just sayin'.

Big splash by Will Kroos! #MysteryWrestling19 Watch the full show replay on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

Buy Effy's loot.

Dear Hollywood, We all know that serial killers start out doing absolutely abhorrent things to animals. You can skip that part when you make movies about them. We don't need to hear it or see it. Thanks.

Anybody watching #GCWUnderstand? Matt Tremont is making his way to the ring right now.

FREE MATCH FRIDAY 🤼‍♂️ at 12 PM ET on #MysteryWrestling’s YouTube channel! Watch MxM vs. Fresh Air ft. Ethan Page on commentary from #MysteryWrestling7! WATCH: youtu.be/OpPlZAyhZTk?...

Last Sunday, I tripped, dropped my phone and broke my toe. This Sunday, I sneezed so hard, while spitting out toothpaste, that I smoked my forehead on the edge of the sink. At this rate, I figure I'll be dead in about 3 weeks or so...

Yay!!!

If you see this cowboy, tell him Happy Birthday. I mean, you can say it to me too, but yeah.

I dunno about you, but my soul needs this.

ABADON. VERSUS. KRULE. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! #MysteryWrestling19 🤼

Yay @abadonx13.bsky.social 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #MysteryWrestling19

Fuck yeah @abadonx13.bsky.social!!! #MysteryWrestling19

abadon's gear looks siiiiick #mysterywrestling19

This is a match for the sickos! ABADON VS KRULE?! THIS IS BASED AND INSPIRED.

ABADON VS KRULE OH HELL YEAH 🤼 #MysteryWrestling19

I yelled so loud for Abadon that I scared the dog and I think I hurt myself. #MysteryWrestling19

Happy Mystery Wrestling 19 Day!!! #MysteryWrestling19 #indiewrestling 🤼

Ring full o beefy monstahs #MysteryWrestling19

BA DA DA DADA DA DADA DA #MysteryWrestling19 🤼

Amazing start to #MysteryWrestling19. Uno is so good to us.

Do not miss today’s #MysteryWrestling19! LIVE for FREE at 5pm ET!

Bats...in Northern Michigan in mid October...TREMENDOUS! Also, they are ridiculously cute & putting on quite the show right now. I've watched them all summer long and hope they make lots of babies.

Tomorrow . @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @pollodelmarfans.bsky.social

Everybody needs a friendship like that of Effy and Manders.

Welp, fuck Dustin Rhodes. 🤮

Cc @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social

I mean, why just today? Why not every day?

I've gotten to interfere in a couple of matches and I've had a ref land in my lap, but I've never been used as a weapon before. I'm kinda jelly of that dude rn. #WarGames #GCW 🤼‍♂️

Shut up (unless you're gonna sing his entrance music with me)! Manders is on! #WarGames #GCW 🤼‍♂️

It's Deppen time, bitches. #WarGames #GCW 🤼‍♂️

"My cat is really comfortable and I don't want to wake her" should be an acceptable reason to stay home from work.

Fyi, @effylives.com is vibe gaming streaming @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social

Live from that other site. @effylives.com is streaming tonight! @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @realsamfines.bsky.social

Wooo hooo! I meet the coolest people because of pro wrestling.