I want to recreate this, but make it sexy & be The GobbletyHooker.

The 2025 QWI Awards are open now for voting — & I was again nominated for Pro Wrestling Personality of the Year.

Sail Away! Sail Away! Sail Away!

Rare opportunity to hang with my bestie, who dressed as Katy Perry just coming back from space for a costume contest over the weekend. 🤣

See you tonight in Albuquerque for Duke City Championship Wrestling at the legendary El Rey Theatre! Doors at 6pm; 7pm bell time.

Great piece about NWA’s return to Chicago for Riot Fest.

My Home Away From Home.

Come experience the wildest night of pro wrestling in San Jose, CA! Underground Wrestling Alliance comes to Narrative Fermentation Brewery. Tickets on sale now.

Finally hit 45K followers on TikTok! Thank you. 🩵

So gay, even my shadow is a rainbow! 🌈

AJ Lee’s return does not personally excite ME — but I’m aware it excites many others. And for that reason alone, because excitement among pro wrestling fans is always good, I’m glad she is back. #WWE #SmackDown

To honor “Back to School Season,” here’s my kindergarten photo… complete with a haircut my mom gave me just days before. 😭

Always take a picture before heading out the door — just to make sure you photograph well!

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Petty in Pink Backstage at Oasis Pro Championship Wrestling in Berkeley, CA.

As you should! 🥰🩵

C’mon, Barbie… Let’s Go Professional Wrassle!!

Dammit! I cannot get my key fob to unlock my car doors. It worked literally an hour ago. WTF?!

HOME! 😍

Serving fish!

Cedar Point in Sandusky. #CedarPoint

#RIP Terence Stamp, star of Superman & gay icon for his role as Bernadette in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

The WWE collection of former NWA/WCW World Champions is awesome. (That’s not the official name, but it should be.)

Just bought 8 wigs I absolutely don’t need cuz I can’t pass up a deal.

🚨Bae Watch!🚨

Who else is excited to see what’s next from Taylor Swift?! The Life of a Showgirl on pre-sale now. 😍

Inserting LA Knight into the Rollins/Punk story begins a significant elevation for “The Mega-Star.” #WWERaw

@fountaincityprokc.bsky.social BTW, if you ever need a Manager of Champions, Champion of Managers…. 😈

My dog just lunged at & swallowed a fly buzzing around in the room. As a pet parent, I’m both extremely proud of him … & thoroughly disgusted.

@fountaincityprokc.bsky.social Thanks for the follow. Sounds like a party’s happening in Kansas City!

Anyone willing to indiscriminately share their locations on social media clearly isn’t a true crime fan. Those of us who are know why it’s a very bad idea to let random people know where you are at all times.

Anyone willing to indiscriminately share their locations on social media clearly isn’t a true crime fan. Those of us who are know why it’s a very bad idea to let random people know where you are at all times.

It doesn’t bode well for me that, at my current age, I enjoy feeling my lower back pop back into place more than orgasm.

Bustin’ out all over! Thank you to everyone who joined me last night for my return to live streaming on TikTok. 🩵

The calm before the storm! WrestleCore sold out two days of Furia Del Norte: Lucha Libre Spectacular 7 in Vancouver. I had a blast… & can’t wait to return to Canada.

Evil Uno; Evil Dos! Good times in Canada with AEW star Evil Uno & many more at Vancouver’s WrestleCore. The Lucha Libre Spectacular was, well, spectacular.

Whew!! WrestleCore gave Vancouver BC two days of INSANE matches with killer talent from multiple companies! And I got to call ALL the action. My weekend was 🔥🔥🔥!!

Evil Uno; Evil Dos! Good times in Canada with AEW star Evil Uno & many more at Vancouver’s WrestleCore. The Lucha Libre Spectacular was, well, spectacular.

Somebody had to glam up the WrestleCore broadcast booth — & it sure wasn’t gonna be Vinnie “The Voice.” You’re welcome Vancouver! You’re welcome Canada.

This week on Pope’s Point of View with “Da Pope” Elijah Burke & Pollo Del Mar, we discuss what the lasting legacy of Hulk Hogan will be. Join the conversation on all your favorite podcasting platforms! #prowrestling

Chilling in Vancouver before the two-day Furia Del Norte Lucha Libre Espectacular from WrestleCore. Aug. 2-3 in Vancouver British Columbia, Canada. El Waldorf Hotel

Now I want a Beaver Tail. Where can I get one, Vancouver?!?

Come meet the the stars of WrestleCore’s Furia del Norte tonight at Lucha Libre Taqueria in Vancouver!! 722 Nelson Street Vancouver, BC Canada

There are still a few tickets available Sunday. Saturday is SOLD OUT!!

First trip to Vancouver in full swing! Excited to explore this beautiful Canadian city.

So hyped to make my Canadian wrestling debut this weekend! Only limited tickets still available. Let’s sell this MF’er out!!! Aug. 2-3 Vancouver, BC

Have had a cold (it wasn’t covid) for a week. Today is the first day I’ve woken up feeling halfway human in a week. Careful out there, folks! The flu & other stuff are definitely going around!

RIP Ozzy Osbourne.

Look rich, felt glamorous.

Any time I see Wheeler Yuta in a multi-person match, I’m conditioned to automatically assume he eats the pin.