I love it when I see a dick I’ve never seen before

I was Busy Dreamin’ Bout Bees - Bees - Bees

I think I’m gonna jerk off (again)

I stole this pose from someone hot

@blondloki.bsky.social took a cute pic of me at the beach last week

This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator

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I climb to pose

The fuck did my arm get so big?

They renovated everything at my gym except the shitty lighting.

Today I am grateful for the hot hung guy at the gym who showered in the middle section visible from the locker area and who didn’t get dressed immediately after finishing

My doctor ordered me to jerk off a lot lmao

I think this means Charli xcx is the new pope

Went to the gym today for the first time in two weeks earlier today and now I am EXHAUSTED wtf

Shadow of a Man

The RATIO

Mayhem more like Meh-hem. The songs are good, it truly spans BROAD and the influences are so clear. But more than half the songs are just not my taste. Die With a Smile is funnily enough the absolute perfect closer. Who’d have thought?

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

If we’re mutes and I’ve never seen your dick, I think today would be a wonderful opportunity to change that.

This is all y’all are getting from me this friday. Now feat. sports tape.

I’m so boring

I wish it was summer so I could cruise at the beach

#abracadabra #mayhem #lg7 #ladygaga

My fitness app is telling me that I don’t do enough chest exercises. So… any recs? I can’t do regular barbell bench presses because of my shoulder so I focus on - fly’s (my favourite) - incline and regular dumbbell bench press - machine chest presses

I should probably split this account up someday, right? One for serious business and one for horniness.

If I’m not huge by the time we hit april I will kms 😡

Hooked up with a guy in an open relationship who added me on instagram afterwards. Looked through his grid. Gurls, I took his boyfriend’s virginity back in the day. 😭

Okay FINE if you insist I’ll do it again (masturbating)

I need some new underwear and gym clothes - sleeveless preferably. I am also not rich. Any recommendations?

Is there a scientific explanation for why I could do push and pull every waking hour but leg day makes me mad with rage?

Ending a sentence with :) makes me immediately think you’re not serious. Chat, how do I unlearn this? Or do I need more therapy for my anxiety?

i don't understand was i supposed to kill him

@support.bsky.team Hey guys, are you gonna do something about this flood of bots??

Booked a flight to LA 🥳

why do so many men wear little booty shorts these days? where's ur self respect? where's ur dignity? where do u live? are u free this weekend? wanna kiss?

This cut of briefs is unmatched.

Did workout 1 of 2025 today. Place your bets gurls, am I going to get to more than 100 workouts this year or am I going to get knocked out for months at a time again because of depression or body pain?

Wanna go to the gym but I can’t stop edging 😒

Rubbing your eyes after taking out contacts is better than sex

Managed to work out one last time this year - 17 times in December! So happy after a five month break. Love the shorts, love the hair, hate the belly - but what can you do? Maybe let 2025 be the year of self love.

Same!

Had a little mutual blow and jerk situation with what I can only describe as my dick twin. And I think his dick is really big and nice and I guess I gotta accept that about myself…

Save me beautiful pouty man on the metro

Santa came late and so did I but on the third day of Christmas I got my insides flooded by the very tall artist with the cutest smile, bright blue eyes, and a moustache.

I understand there is some discourse currently going on about "clout" here on Bluesky and while I can understand why people can be focused on it and how to achieve it I must tell you my entire posting strategy is and always has been "This was in just in my brain and now it is your problem too"

I’m so horny, please someone send me nudes in my insta dm’s

Worked out again. Groundbreaking, I know.

I didn’t get to jerk off this morning so unless I can find time tonight I won’t be able to until after Christmas and that is gonna be an issue