A GREAT VISAGE OF MY BEAUTIFUL BIMBLE BODY!!!! TRULY NO DECK IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS

I. The Magician

Sorry Bimble hasn't been active on here friends it's just kinda a hassle posting both here and on twitter frequently and unfortunately the other is still more familiar to me. Bimble loves all of you here though and I hope to be using it a bit more!

Bimble loves tall women

Want a fun and free calendar for 2025? Here's one, my friends and I made (adults only, some are more than just suggestive). LINK: ko-fi.com/s/6c2eff587e My art ft. the likes of San, @jvelasquez144.bsky.social, Evil Sex Wizard, @bimblewizard.bsky.social, @absolutelyyash.bsky.social #pinup #art

I blew up Jimmy Carter with my brain

gnomesky when?

we are all stardust, arranged in an impossibly complex dance of life and death, birth and unbirth, a microscopic mirror of the cosmos. All of us are part of something impossibly beautiful, and unfathomably vast

Idontknowwhatimdoingdecember 03

I'm going to kill twitter

Sometimes I remember I have a son and then I get so irrationally angry at that thought that I beat the nearest passerby into a bloody pulp

It's escaped

I will throw a dart at him

🦑 Cephalopod Family Tree 🐙 💥🐡🌊

Many in the enchanted forest must realize that they need to have fun. Having fun is the key to magic and it is an act that seems to be increasingly forgotten

Priscilla #DARKSOULS #ダークソウル

She's fucking staring at me

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

Preparing to make a fucked up #evil stew

Stupid Lootbug ate all my #Gold and #Precious #Minerals again.

Trying something new this time, instead of getting my ale from the necromancers I went to the clerics instead. "Sunlight?" yeah, we'll see about that. Who puts sunlight in a can???

The wizards made.me post this

Btw when wizards die they go to hell. Like to the very bottom with the devil himself

Pov: I caught you sneaking into my tower

Hey you! Yeah, you reading this post! Guess what? I've stolen 5 seconds of your time. You can't get it back. get fucked

It's world diabetes day y'all my PayPal is @ ChorlesOne

What if I were to just explode someone like just because I wanted to

my wizard senses are tingling

Broke into a children's hospital and dangled a heart transplant over a dying child going "finders keepers na na na boo boo"

To help distract from the madness of today, here's some footage of me enabling my vicious hellhounds

Please do your part today to get his ass off the ballot for good

Im burping