Nobody likes my favorite Odysseus joke.

when i change my name to bardius I'll be able to say "it's bardin time" and bard all over my enemies. can't wait

noting the fact you said “they” instead of “he” or “she…” I can assume you apprentice is Non-BARD-nary?

you have my sword! and my other sword.. aaand my secret third sword. please give them back. im running out of swords.

Im non-binary, which means if someone likes me, they're gay, and if I like someone, I'm gay. Follow me for more queer tips

a wild ash appears!