Oh my GAWD this movie sucked! Thanks for a great night, @almaelma.bsky.social

Anthem dies in 24 hours. There is literally no reason the game couldn't have gotten an offline mode, but that's EA for you. youtu.be/VaAYk3VLHt4

Krystal Sylux Travis Touchdown Sub-Zero (bite me, Japan) Doomguy Waluigi Would appeal to absolutely nobody but me, but Noxus.

Everyone else: "OMG Tom Cruise with Star Wars?" Me: "... why is there a lightsaber fight in my ship combat Starfighter movie?"

Simpsons, X-Men, and TMNT Arcades were a little before my time, but I played the living hell out of the Star Wars Trilogy Arcade. Can still beat it in one life... if I can find it. My friend Ben's bachelor party we went to a Barcade though and that was awesome!

If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.

This is a cool phone wallpaper, but I can't unsee that Obelisk looks like he's stepping on Slifer- who's yelping in pain.

Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Guys, as someone whose whole career depends on combing through the YouTube archives, I can't tell you how bad this is.

Apparently Rainbow Six Siege has been hacked to- among other things- call all the players delightful furry princesses. Lol.

Stopped by a grocery store on the way back to the office. Grabbed something there for lunch. Got to the self-checkout lanes. Breathed in. "Someone definitely pissed all up and down this lane." 🤢

NPC: "there are too many enemies, we'll never make it!" Me: "actually I grabbed a ton of upgrades before coming here, we're good." NPC: "the only way you'll survive is if I sacrifice myself!" Me: "I literally have more health and ammo than I know what to do with-" NPC: "AVENGE ME!" *dies* 😐

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

I deleted the bird app off my phone. I’m never coming back to a website that allows child pornography. I recommend you all do the same. Delete the app and report it!

Do this. It works.

Um; I've pretty much switched over to Youtube, but okay.

Instant follow for this post right here 🤣

While we're on the subject of Avatar, please watch my amazing friend @dljadow.bsky.social 's new video on the awful James Cameron's Avatar Game for the Wii. Its not the same games as the 360 and PS3. This Wii game is shockingly shallow and cheap. Watch Jadow explain why youtu.be/0F9v_6MHF-k?...

NEW REVIEW! There's a new Avatar movie in theaters, meaning it's time to look at the first movie's tie-in game. Because when has a movie-licensed game on the Wii ever gone wrong? My review of James Cameron's Avatar on the Wii is up! youtu.be/0F9v_6MHF-k?...

Here they are all together

The sad thing is: Anthem has way more players than Skull and Bones and Kill the Justice League. I guess adding land combat to the worst pirate game ever didn't help matters.

Wanted to show off a board game of mine, but the light glare kinda killed the photo. Batman the Animated Series: Gotham City Under Siege. Co-op dice placement with five playable heroes. Tense, but fun. And Robin is- funny enough- one of the best characters.

I dragged @dljadow.bsky.social to see Avatar Fire and Ash. It was a really fun and frank discussion. I always love doing V-logs with such a fun friend. Watch and tell us what you think. youtu.be/DBs1Z-VWeiQ?...

IS THIS EVEN STILL A BATMAN MOVIE

OMG IT GETS WORSE

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

"Based on true events" *shows kaiju sized bear*

If you see this post, share a smile😁💖😄

Its her day

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone! I was hoping to have a review of the Avatar tie-in games, but... ... let's just say it gets done when it gets done.

Share a Christmas movie

AAAAAAAAA Merry Christmas everyone. Thanks a lot for all your support, I love you all.

QTP with a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers

Not to toot my own horn, but I can COOK with 3D Printing!

You ever think about how weird it is for "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" to be a mainstay Christmas song without context? All these songs about family, love, goodwill toward men; also fuck this one guy- he's a total douche!

@therealkrystlfox.bsky.social I like how Krystal is rocking those glasses like what Ozzy Osbourne use to wear. Hell yeah 😎 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTL...

Should I tell the local diner that their claw machine has a crapbox bootleg console as its grand prize?

Baking cookies is about my favorite part of the holidays. And not just to rub @almaelma.bsky.social 's nose in how I don't need a walkthrough for Still Life's baking puzzle, lol

I am enormously thankful that people younger than me will never have to be in a world where most public spaces were filled with second-hand smoke. Just everywhere. I remember when the UK's smoking ban came into effect, and suddenly... pubs were actually bearable places to be.

When a guy at Board Game Night has been begging you to play his new game for a month, and then doesn't know the rules to it yet.

Upgraded my Gamecube today! 😁

I've started getting commenters trying to explain FNAF 2 to me. Missing the point that said explanations are: - Pulled out of the movie's ass - Pure speculation the films often contradict - Still violating the themes of the franchise youtu.be/_GWR7B3mJEM?...

My watch thread finally realized "oh shit, it's Christmas!"

Facebook experimenting with extorting their users and/or killing their website.

Holy fuck this Steam winter sale is insane

Please tune into my amazing as always friend @dljadow.bsky.social 's NEW clipless movie review of the shockingly awful Five Nights at Freddy's 2 film. FNAF2 The Movie just boggles the mind of fans and non-fans. Jadow's clipless reviews are always a delight. youtu.be/_GWR7B3mJEM?...

Gonna say this now: Jadow does a FAR better job doing clipless reviews than Doug Walker ever does! Because he actually focuses on the actual REVIEWING THE MOVIE potion than trying to badly parody it.

The film Five Nights At Freddy's 2 has been getting roundly savaged by critics, but adored by fans. Well I'm a FNAF fan. And it was "burrow inside my brain to where I make a clipless review" levels of baffling. My review of #fnaf2 is now Live on Youtube youtu.be/_GWR7B3mJEM?...