Half the Eurovision songs this year use the same 3 Serum 2 presets smh

Did Iran just win a war with America

boss to a human employee when they make a mistake: you're fired boss to a computer when it makes a mistake: you are a delicate flower capable of love

It's fun listening to the behind the bastards background piece on the history of Iran and how Russia has been active there for about as long as Western powers

I don't think that's how the song goes www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

"Micron predicts cars will need 300GB of onboard RAM" actually just wishful thinking

No one is trying to tell you that you are not allowed to feel nostalgic for what Harry Potter may have once meant to you as a kid; they are literally just asking you to not fund their destruction.

Completely blown the opportunity to say something like "while there are no immediate problems with fuel supply but we can always work together to reduce fuel usage and the associated carbon emissions." That would also be more credible.

Place your bets on the final runtime now

Hearing that Wes Streeting is heading into the epicentre of the meningitis outbreak fills me with hope

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

Oh hey it's the correct thing to do, finally www.tomshardware.com/3d-printing/...

I wish every American President a very stop fucking around in the Middle East

I guess we're doing crusades again, because that was economically viable back in the 1300s too

Once again the biggest destabilising force in the Middle East has been Israel and the US

This Andor sequel is rubbish

I think, as much as it has always been shit sci-fi, the Citrini report could in future be credited by getting the Western economy back to some semblance of normalcy

Gee I wonder what happened in 2016 that made all the doctors ditch the NHS

Also lmao at the Tories losing their deposit

Starmer resignation when

The Citrini report is a work of speculative fiction. It may be more realistic than some of the other AI doomer takes (remember when it was about 'alignment'?) but it's still on par with Amodei claiming every six months that white collar jobs will disappear in six months. It's hype.

Ah yes the three genders

Okay, you go first

Roses are red, Violets are blue Can I make it anymore obvious?

Wouldn't it be funny if Starmer replaces McSweeny with ChatGPT

Ah I see today is one of the big days in politics

The purpose is to set the cat among the pigeons, Roxy

The Night Manager: because Tom Hiddleston won't be in the James Bond age bracket forever

Can we get past the force-feeding and bubble stages of AI already? Some products have their uses, some teams should be arrested, whatever, let's get back to solving actual problems

If the US invades Greenland, the EU should force ASML to sell EUV lithography machines to China

Correct www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Yeah I'm sorry but if your kidnapper is having a seizure that's their problem

It certainly is a time to be employed by a US-based company

Say what you will about the waifu tube, I wouldn't mind a weird cylinder display. I'd make a Tetris arcade cabinet out of two of them. www.engadget.com/gaming/pc/ra...

New York State is suggesting that 3D printer manufacturers must prevent the printing of guns and like... How? Even if you somehow make a slicer that refuses to slice gun stuff, someone else will come out with another slicer that doesn't

@ Micron/Samsung/SK Hynix

What's the process for making a complaint to the CMA? Surely the DRAM situation warrants an investigation into whether consumers are being taken advantage of

What did he do?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Hi folks. Whatever it is you were holding back from asking for, whatever you thought you didn't have the resources to pursue, whatever art you thought you needed permission to make -- just go for it. Go do your big project. You might as fucking well do it.

The Vienna concert is great but where are the horses

What was your biggest impact on the internet? Mine, I fear, is this:

Hello 2026, and let me start the year with this: You can't spell Lewis Hamilton without Lewisham

Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!

what lurks in the shadows

Appropriately for a beer app, untappd is drunk

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might have a bindicator project in the works