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After watching Tuner this is even more true.

Tuner is definitely going to be on the list of my favourite films of 2026, no one else cares about.

I suddenly want something very bad to happen to this uncultured fucking swine.

Kinda crazy how we are all in Carcosa now.

Complaining that your seats don’t recline at a movie theatre is loser behaviour.

Now seated for

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If you didn’t already know, Brian is amazing, has an encyclopaedic knowledge of film and is well worth supporting. So, please do

More songs sung about people who know the darkest secret of someone’s heart.

Don't like writing negative reviews, but I hate AI in art even more. Here's my review of CHUM! bloody-disgusting.com/reviews/3954...

Am watching TUNER tonight, Leo Woodall should be Amazon Bond, and I will die on this hill.

He apparently wants to use AI to storyboard, however he can’t keep calling Marvel movies theme parks if he is gonna start schilling for AI.

Pretty sure I saw someone riding a bike while guiding a bike they had stolen down the sidewalk this morning.

It’s too hot for 6:30 in the morning degrees outside and I hate it haha.

Laura Linney is an all caps great actress.

The little plastic ties that keep socks from being stolen should be illegal.

Just once I would like to feel as arrogant about myself as Richard Gere does every minute he draws breath.

I am gonna rewatch Primal Fear cause Laura Linney is a fierce bitch in it, & Richard Gere oozes his usual cocktail of smug, contempt, & self absorption into a great turn. Gregory Hoblit you magnificent bastard. Also this movie couldn’t feel more like Chicago without being a slice of deep dish pizza.

Bill Kurtis made news information programs well, and worth watching before A&E decided to bless us all with Storage Wars, and David Caruso putting on his sunglasses before delivering a terrible one liner.

5 minutes of Spencer Pratt and Bill Maher saying absolutely gross and untrue things about the unhoused that should permanently disqualify him from ever holding any public office anywhere.

Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

Remake Niagara since it’s Monroe’s birthday.

Another day another remake announcement that has everyone up in arms.

It’s a shame that Andy Griffith never got the chance to play against type.

The only way Amazon will really make a great James Bond movie is if they cast a bald idiot to be the villain.

My favourite thing about Anthony Jeselink is that he reads.

If I can read 6 more books by the end of June I should be able to get to 36 for the year.

And other countries think we have anything figured out here. The man’s a liberal in name only.

Rams going Superb Owl or bust with that Garrett trade.

No one needs to embrace AI, especially universities and the scientific community. Mel Morris enjoy your rocket into the sun.

Peer-reviewed papers are ‘old hat science’, says millionaire investor. Candy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace AI” to transform into economic powerhouses. www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-i...

I haven’t seen the baby Yoda mando film but I think some of you are being too mean to this little puppet.

Vikings fans should not be allowed to beak any other fan base until they win a Super Bowl.

“Sweet heart how many times do I have to tell you don’t say and stuff, just say there are whores here.”

As I write an article about it I am rewatching the best film of 2016, you guessed it.

World, my heart is breaking. My most precious soulmate is slipping away within hours, and I am utterly paralyzed, unable to save him. My beloved Arafat is dying before my eyes. I beg you, please donate to save his life. 💔 gofund.me/df8249776

Yesterday was a good day for some baseball.

Joe Pesci having to watch his brother get murdered in front of him is so depressing.

Joe Pesci just legitimately makes Robert DeNiro’s life a nightmare in Casino.

Matt Bomer looks like evil Clark Kent in this movie.

Holland March is just a complete dirtbag.

Rewatching the best film of 2016

When offered a chance to write something for a series on trucking cinema, I naturally thought of one thing: TRUCK RASCALS, the 10-film series from Japan starring yakuza movie legend Bunta Sugawara in a comedic role as a horny trucker. I wrote about the films here www.neonsplatter.com/daily-beasts...

People who don’t hold doors open for other people are a scourge and they should be shamed loudly and often.

We better get Terrifer 4 before Tortures Of The Damned.

Is First Light worth a purchase?

This is an awesome, book and writing darkness is an awesome little community. You should join, or not. I am not your boss.