Red Ralph
@redralph.bsky.social
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Subpar at everything but dad jokes and laughing.
https://m.twitch.tv/redralph
After I started streaming again, I’ve been feeling so much ‘better’. Turns out, doing something fun has mental health benefits!
about 10 hours ago
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eemapso (Commissions open)
13 days ago
"Sir. Can I get my lunch? I'm late. I have to go." Beanz is voiced by
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about 2 months ago
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Strawberry Soup
3 months ago
looking for TALENT!!! Seeking help on an indie project THIS IS NOT A PAID PROJECT : Apply through link tree:
linktr.ee/Strawberryso...
Big Phat thank you to Kas for the voice over and editing! Find him here
twitter.com/KainKasune
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cult papa
3 months ago
not everything is a conspiracy against you, sometimes you just suck and the consequences of your personality are consistent
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Longer I’ve put it off, the more the certainty sneaks behind me.
5 months ago
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Just got stung by a wasp while I was driving. I have no idea how it got under my shirt, wtf.
5 months ago
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emily🌈💖
6 months ago
This Disney DVD™ is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay™. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay™, select the "Main Menu" button at any time. FastPlay™ will begin in a moment...
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Working with prerelease felons has definitely been interesting. Starting to ease the brakes on trusting them off the bat, but still assuming they want to try and be prepared for the world. Weird headset to be in some days.
6 months ago
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I have realized I kinda look like Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers. I don’t know what to do with this information, have a pleasant day.
9 months ago
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Zyggy Stardust || Commissions Opened!
12 months ago
Just made a BlueSky for my commissions. Feel free to DM me for more info. I'll be sharing some of my personal art as well as commissions too :3
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Will forever uphold that cashews are the superior snack nut.
about 1 year ago
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I don’t mind short jokes, I just hate the default height for them is always 5’6”. I’m 5’5”.
about 1 year ago
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Haus of Decline
about 1 year ago
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Call me a fire, cuz baby, I’m burning out.
about 1 year ago
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Haus of Decline
about 1 year ago
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Few things better than slightly scorching your throat on a cold day with Cup O’ Noodles broth.
about 1 year ago
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Jess Pendley
about 1 year ago
If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.
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Trobsmonkey
about 1 year ago
Why are they called wireless mice and not hamsters? No tail. Should be a hamster.
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Hank Green
about 1 year ago
I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero. I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”
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I keep losing ass but gaining gut; is this 30?
about 1 year ago
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Houndy752
about 1 year ago
You promised to bake me there some day......but you never did. Well i'm a loaf there now......in our special place......bready for you
add a skeleton here at some point
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16,454 words now (not including footnotes)!
about 1 year ago
I can't be the only one for whom, no matter how often the Tim Walz "dipshit" video comes up in my feed, I stop and watch it every time. Such strong Red Forman energy, but without any risk of Danny Masterson in scene.
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RE2 doesn’t jumpscare me a ton, but when it does, I smash my shins on my desk.
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about 1 year ago
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Good morning!
about 1 year ago
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Finally found a monitor for cheap today. Maybe I’ll be able to stream again 👀 It’d be fun to do it again.
about 1 year ago
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Ygrene
over 1 year ago
[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: …you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
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Yunayu
over 1 year ago
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Beyond my mustache, my dumbass laugh is my most noticeable trait. Hopefully you can get a kick outta it as well!
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over 1 year ago
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One of my favorite characters. Holds the crew together, and deals with himself the best he can. I love the whole Bebop crew, but how he finally learns to let go of time lost.
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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I just think I live in a beautiful place.
over 1 year ago
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Guess I’m trying this site out. Who knows how things will shake out!
over 1 year ago
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