people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday

‘I’m not smart enough for this many people to be dumber than me’ has, unfortunately, rang truer than most witticisms. Please, Frog, don’t let Scorpion on your back for the fourth time.

A fluffy cloud and big blue sky kind of day.

Struggling with myself, nothing new to report!

After I started streaming again, I’ve been feeling so much ‘better’. Turns out, doing something fun has mental health benefits!

"Sir. Can I get my lunch? I'm late. I have to go." Beanz is voiced by @redralph.bsky.social!

looking for TALENT!!! Seeking help on an indie project THIS IS NOT A PAID PROJECT : Apply through link tree: linktr.ee/Strawberryso... Big Phat thank you to Kas for the voice over and editing! Find him here twitter.com/KainKasune

not everything is a conspiracy against you, sometimes you just suck and the consequences of your personality are consistent

Longer I’ve put it off, the more the certainty sneaks behind me.

Just got stung by a wasp while I was driving. I have no idea how it got under my shirt, wtf.

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Working with prerelease felons has definitely been interesting. Starting to ease the brakes on trusting them off the bat, but still assuming they want to try and be prepared for the world. Weird headset to be in some days.

I have realized I kinda look like Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers. I don’t know what to do with this information, have a pleasant day.

Just made a BlueSky for my commissions. Feel free to DM me for more info. I'll be sharing some of my personal art as well as commissions too :3

Will forever uphold that cashews are the superior snack nut.

I don’t mind short jokes, I just hate the default height for them is always 5’6”. I’m 5’5”.

Call me a fire, cuz baby, I’m burning out.

Few things better than slightly scorching your throat on a cold day with Cup O’ Noodles broth.

If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.

Why are they called wireless mice and not hamsters? No tail. Should be a hamster.

I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero. I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”

I keep losing ass but gaining gut; is this 30?

You promised to bake me there some day......but you never did. Well i'm a loaf there now......in our special place......bready for you

I can't be the only one for whom, no matter how often the Tim Walz "dipshit" video comes up in my feed, I stop and watch it every time. Such strong Red Forman energy, but without any risk of Danny Masterson in scene.

RE2 doesn’t jumpscare me a ton, but when it does, I smash my shins on my desk.

Good morning!

Finally found a monitor for cheap today. Maybe I’ll be able to stream again 👀 It’d be fun to do it again.

[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: …you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what

Beyond my mustache, my dumbass laugh is my most noticeable trait. Hopefully you can get a kick outta it as well!

One of my favorite characters. Holds the crew together, and deals with himself the best he can. I love the whole Bebop crew, but how he finally learns to let go of time lost.

I just think I live in a beautiful place.

Guess I’m trying this site out. Who knows how things will shake out!