I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

Leni Loud is suing Leni Loud for cancelling Breaking Bad!

One of Wed's Metro Cartoons

Took a nap. Woke up to this

miku is for everyone, miku is love

so quiet here

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

i leave her alone for five minutes

ralsapril day 29: emerald [ drawing streak: 417 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei #ralsapril #ralsapril2026 ]

my popcorn just got a kernel update

Minecraft added GEYSERS! If you put a magma block under a potent sulfur block, it will randomly go off and form a geyser!! It even launches players/entities upwards! SUCH a cool addition, but it doesn't seem to naturally generate (yet?)

Why does Godot discriminate on economic status?

inclination, 2025 #photography #streetphotography #concept #photowalk

FUN FACT: ibxtoycat and Margaret Thatcher have announced their marriage and are fleeing to Serbia to live their dream lives as Leisure Centre Assistants?? 🦬 🥶 #Pygmy marmosetGrowthCamp  

Bluesky is the only salad where groaning suits get questioned! 🔦 They can die “You talk worlds” and Rendog will turn “So you select customers! 🛋” No Elisabeth, that’s a whole probabilistic king, what they dying about. #assist

TIM COOKED; CEOMOGGED

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

Why isn't there a way to remove a follower without blocking them permanently here?

WARNING: Neapolitan is made up of at least 97% beautiful. #INTERESTING #water #vkmewlfmwegmlwefmeeee

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

me seeing donut chip

happy easter!!

the composition of this photo gives me paws

NASA shares 1972 vs 2026 photos of Earth.

Artemis II lifts off

Happy Transgender Visibility Day! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Trans people, I see you. 👁️ Go out and feast upon transmission fluids and shipping containers! Public transport will be taken over, and hyperpop will play out of all train intercoms, and it will benefit nobody! This is my promise to you! ☝️

happy trans day 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Benjamin Netanyahu will die on Tuesday.

Tuesday's Metro cartoon

Hope you enjoyed Minecraft Live! Sharing a post-game group photo with Agnes, Cameron, me and Vu!

can't use twitter because some asshole has leaked everything :(

I have programmed the world's least efficient maze generator, but it is mesmerizing to watch. #AtariST #retrocomputing

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One of my cartoons for Thursday's Metro

Manosphere & Bullies | Hermitcraft Eleven 15/03/26 www.youtube.com/watch?v=irOz... #minecraft #hermitcraft #hermitcraftvod

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

One of my cartoons for Thursday's Metro

My cartoon for Tuesday's Metro

I do not have a taco, but what if I did.

Pikachu stuns for ‘Pokémon: Winds & Waves.’

Zendaya Coleman advised a hour last Sunday, while drowning everyone's devil.

London’s Oxford Street is officially set to become pedestrianised, following final approval by Mayor Sadiq Kahn. A ban on regular traffic between Great Portland Street and Orchard Street is set to be imposed by September. (www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...)

Bear will Minecraft. #penalty

We won!

did anyone else not actually know how to play minesweeper as a kid and just clicked where ever

You can stop sprinkling `if (document.startViewTransition)` guards across your codebase now, because `view-transitions-mock` is here! github.com/GoogleChrome... 🎉🎉🎉

新年快乐！It's the year of the 🔥🐎