Me when it happens

manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Look at these sweet bb's #vashmeryl

New work autoreply email just dropped

Perfect

It's like when someone has a headache one day after gardening in the heat, so they look it up online and decide they must have a rare, terminal brain tumor. Ma'am I'm sorry but it's exceedingly likely that you just need to drink some water and lay down with your perfectly nice shrub cat.

Eat shit, 🧠 🪱 #vaccine #vaccinessavelives #flu #covid19

FUCK YEAH NJ we don't like you either #dirtyjerz #newjersey

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

#millionsknives amirite? more like #millionsnerves #trigunstargaze

Headline writers all! Thanks for these.

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar... #WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

Protip: Advil Liqui-Gels are NOT JELLYBEANS.

Thanks so much, Cats of Yore! I draw all kinds of pop culture stuff, and here's my most recent: Space Cats! thejoshshop.etsy.com

Everyone in the Trigun fandom when the trailer drops #trigun #trigunstargaze

You'd think I posed them. ##catsofbluesky #borisandnatasha

Indiana Jones says it's always okay to punch Nazis.

Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.

I am appalled that so many people are questioning the ability of this man to efficiently and wisely lead the FBI.

Post a team you would send instead of Patel and Bongino

Tiny, colorful baby scallops — a total cuteness overload in one dish! You might think, “This person posts the same creature every year!” But honestly, seeing the same life return year after year is something truly wonderful𓂃🫧‪

hoist by his own petard, I suppose

We have an infestation of potty gremlins. #catsofbluesky #borisandnatasha #oramj #tabico

My MIL gave me a gift certificate to Hobbii, a Denmark-based yarn store, and now it's unclear whether I'll be able to spend it on more than one skein and/or get the items this year. Fuck you yet again, you rotten old fart. #crochet #handicrafts #yarn

A genuine sorrow. A distinguished figure, and not just as an actor.

Meet the new beebs. They are pretty cute. I miss Biscuit, but these two little scamps are worming their way into our hearts. Meet Boris and Natasha. ##catsofbluesky #boris_and_natasha #oramj #tabico

Where is the lie

rfkjr: we just want people to be able to make choices about their own health america: cool can we choose to take the covid booster rfkjr: lol no

If you see this, post a sword. 🗡

FROG SAUNA #forg #science #nature

This year has seen a bumper crop of black swallowtail babies in the garden. It is incredible how well they can camouflage when they metamorphose. How do they know how to do that? #butterfly #swallowtail #pollinators #garden

Aw yeah #tomato #garden #the_tomatoing

This dude: this is who we are, if you won't accept it you'll die alone with wine and cats! Women: what kind of wine? This dude: why won't women fix the Male Loneliness Epidemic?

Found this beautiful boyo in the swallowtail nursery this morning, just finishing his wings. He tested the wind a few times and fluttered off into the world. 😍

The Tomato-ing begins

do you ever stare at the ceiling and think about how the worldwide scientific establishment did the impossible and created a COVID vaccine in under a year and the response of the general public has been to go on an unstoppable rampage to destroy science and scientists

He monche #swallowtail #caterpillar #mr_feets

She's gone. She died in my arms, surrounded by her family, next to her favorite plant to chew on. She was my little friend. I loved her so much. Goodbye, Biscuit.

Aaaaaahhhh them #vashmeryl

Her kidneys are failing, she can barely walk, let alone jump; she is in kitty hospice, and she managed to haul her stripey gimpy arse up onto the bed to wake me up for her breakfast. #it'sbiscuit #torbie #catsofbluesky

God grant he lie still.

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE AND DIHEMIHYDROGEN PEROXIDE OR WTFEVER THAT IS #chemistryjokes #dihydrogenmonoxide

When Biscuit wants attention, she pulls pins out of my pincushion and throws them on the floor. #caturday #torbie #itsbiscuit

Apparently, how I deal with life is how my father's family did: When in Doubt, Cook Somethin'. Someone born? Cook something. Someone die? Cook something. Someone miserable? Cook something. The kitchen is meditation and healing balm, and it's how I do. Pesto and pickled peppers done!

No matter who you are, you might be next. #ICE

I hate fascism for free.