My mechanic told me that my car really wasn't worth anything but might bring in a few dollars for spare parts. My doctor told me the same thing about my body. 😣

If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

AOC's gonna run. I'll put money on it.

Are you legit famous, or only Epstein File famous?

Moms are powerful.

My favorite guy www.youtube.com/shorts/Ec8wS...

Well, holyfuckingshit, we won. www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

Just keep trying your best, Steve...

Steve and Brad are on a sightseeing tour of all the pubs they’ve been banned from. Seeing as that is pretty much all of them, it's going to be a long day.

1,2,3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMG0...

That's a lovely hat, Steve! Did you make it yourself?

One person at a time. One tea stop at a time. One vote at a time. Walks like this not only remind us what we’re fighting for but also how we can represent our communities better. We’ll be on Devon again today! Hope to see you there 🧡

So funny, lol. Love her sense of humor. www.youtube.com/shorts/73okY...

My favorite guy www.youtube.com/shorts/8P2DV...

So funny. I have to see her live. New favorite. www.youtube.com/shorts/WjmXW...

Well worth the watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVy5...

They call it Half Life because it takes half your life just to get through the intro.

Being home after 4 months in rehab is super weird.

How it's done. Don't debate, don't get aggressive, just mock the fuck out of them. youtube.com/shorts/ulzNi...

youtube.com/shorts/_5T3N... New favorite comic, lol

I hear from people who are surprised I'm still talking about ICE, they thought they'd withdrawn from MN. No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated. Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here? No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.

Federal agents are making our kids afraid to go to school. I'm irate - and everyone should be.

Even though I made fun of Dawson's Creek as a teenager it still sucks hearing someone from my childhood pass. Only 48 too.

watching porn and getting pissed off because the trades worker isn’t following any OSHA laws. “he’s doing carpentry with his dick out, this isn’t safe at all” i say in an absolute outrage.

Steve is refusing to go into work today, so I'm dragging him in myself.

She's got my energy, lol. www.youtube.com/shorts/TE-s7...

The BEST www.youtube.com/shorts/X66NW...

Out of retirement www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU6s...

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

Walter is the GOAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB2u...

I got my bicycle back!

PRE RECORDED!!!! 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=dOCJ...

The band getting me through these days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whaf...

Kirby Puckett appreciation post #MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB

Here's two baby otters having a snooze. Enjoy!

I'm not sure it works like that, Steve...

#dogs #dogsofbluesky

🤣🤣🤣🤣 www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQY...

I can’t be the only dipshit that thought this was Phil Dunphy

LOVE THIS!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrTH...

Steve is wondering if anyone saw that...

#Trump #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

I'm honored to be endorsed by Indivisible National. Their No Kings Rallies have brought millions of people together to stand up to authoritarianism. They understand exactly what kind of leadership & organizing this moment demands. I'm humbled they've put their faith in my leadership in the Senate.

Morning Jam youtube.com/watch?v=Q19g...

BREAKING NEWS: Steve has had a shower. He's got a busy week ahead (his words, not mine).

I don't care about the Superbowl. I care even less about the halftime show.

LOL MAGA rap is a thing. Look at this fucking bootlicker. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWw1...

Steve is having a bath. Steve doesn't want a bath.