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i have daddy issues, but only in the sense that my dad was seriously SO nice that he did not prepare me for the rest of men
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friend: why did you cut off the sleeves of all of my shirts me: this is america, you have the right to bare arms
6 months ago
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do you guys have any idea how fun of a month it’s been to be someone who loves annoying people about Taylor Swift
6 months ago
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i’m not “overreacting” and i don’t “need to chill” you need to start regular reacting and have a meltdown
6 months ago
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friend: you need to work on your judgementalness me: yeah that’s not a word
6 months ago
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i wanted to learn how to juggle bc people are always saying i’m dropping the ball
6 months ago
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i’m actually a huge bitch, i’m just also a recovering people pleaser
6 months ago
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have you guys heard of libraries? it’s insane they just hand out free books and movies, you just gotta pinky promise to give them back
6 months ago
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ya i’m sensitive and dramatic it’s called being WHIMSICAL and CUTE look it up
6 months ago
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sinbad implies the existence of singood
6 months ago
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damn the fruit in california is so good. and i don’t even mean bc i live in a gay neighborhood
6 months ago
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tight end doesn’t sound like a real football position, i thought we were all talking about travis kelce’s ass
6 months ago
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guy: wow this food sucks person who invented salt: let’s add rocks to it guy: what
6 months ago
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ever since i was a little girl i really wanted to know wtf was going on
7 months ago
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i got a note in my improv scene that i wasn’t acting sad enough for someone whose dad just died reader, my dad DID just die
7 months ago
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Washington, D.C.? more like Washington, Diet Coke
7 months ago
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“i asked chatGPT” i asked my therapist and he agrees that you’re a moron
7 months ago
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trying a new strategy, when someone doesn’t have a crush on me back i decided it’s bc they’re scared they’ll fall in love with me 😔💔
7 months ago
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i love to cook, but my real passion is setting off the fire alarm.
7 months ago
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my instagram usage is basically 0, except when i have a crush on someone and i check the app every 45 seconds
7 months ago
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my dog started barking at me when i juggle, i think im embarrassing him
8 months ago
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-next plague- boy, we needed that one
8 months ago
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is there anything good left on the internet or is it just the box where they store all of the horrors
8 months ago
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i got a book on codependency, will someone please read it with me
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Marisa Kabas
8 months ago
i would like to start one day without something completely fucking insane.
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yeah but can AI pound a 24 pack of diet coke in a week
8 months ago
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"men need to lead the household" honey he's too embarrassed to wipe his own ass
8 months ago
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hey man, if you’re gay its fine
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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Acyn
8 months ago
James: His critics said that he should wait his turn. His critics said that he did not have the experience. His critics said they did not have the right name. Well, now all of them know his god damn name.
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VE, cybersocial occult investigator
8 months ago
Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy
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they’re not sending their best
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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you can take the boy out of the wedgie, but you can’t take the wedgie out of the boy
8 months ago
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going to crash out, does anyone need anything
8 months ago
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And Just Like That is so terrible. i hope they make 45 seasons
8 months ago
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why does every single health food store smell weird. is that part of the health
8 months ago
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i keep reading books in subjects im interested and peter thiel is the villain in all of them
8 months ago
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Nate's Myth
8 months ago
what if I'm not overthinking, what if most people are underthinking, huh?
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Amy Ash
8 months ago
“there are a few bad actors in LA” oh girl there’s more than a few
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Ed Zitron
8 months ago
I love reading serious stories about guys who believe AGI is real, it feels like a bunch of millionaires plotting to find and capture Santa Claus
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everyone who whines about LA has never been here, like listen Brandon i've never been to your room but i know you never wash your sheets, you dont hear me bitching about it
8 months ago
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the nice thing about the autistic labor camps is that at least i’ll be living in a walkable neighborhood with my friends again
9 months ago
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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast)
9 months ago
The neoliberals worldwide are in revolt against the left and collective humanity because they know that the only option against fascism that actually works is leftism and that would put neoliberalisms central lie out in the open. It would also expose the corruption they have been a party to.
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i am so, so, so, so sorry to the ppl i’ve called Nazis as of late, that was inaccurate. i meant to say neo Nazis
9 months ago
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i dont want to live in a world where Wikipedia is on the 2nd+ page of google search
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born miserable
9 months ago
you merely adopted the sadness; I was born in it, molded by it
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warmyellowlight
9 months ago
i accidentally forgot to relax today. maybe tomorrow
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i have daddy issues, but only in the sense that my dad was seriously SO nice that he did not prepare me for the rest of men
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sorry i don’t think HBO Max itself gets to make jokes about their name change. you are not in on the joke. we are making fun of you
9 months ago
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every time i check the news i think im having a stroke
10 months ago
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