Sans-serif fonts are making it really hard to tell if people are talking about Weird Al or weird AI

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

going to college in 2025 is apparently just watching the same old VHS videos from the 90's but very poorly captured and uploaded to youtube 12 years ago

no more data centers they already have enough data give it back I can't remember anything

Life after 30 is being exciting when you remember the first aid cabinet at work carries antacids

installing linux and having everything just work is simultaneously exciting and disappointing

trump should’ve been in handcuffs in jan 2021 and there is no way to quantify just how much human suffering will result from the disastrous decision to slow walk his prosecution or even avoid it altogether

very much hoping no one was in earshot when I accidentally started a machine running in dry mode and shouted, "Wet! Wet! I want you wet!”

finally an accurate depiction of Wisconsin

bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and

why does your cat knead you? obviously it's because they loaf you

sure you can't do severals without cohost but you can keep doing servals

I like it when the girls kiss

nonbinary pride flag but you're mourning the loss of cohost and lego trans neon orange

the dutch have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing

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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

sharks in the tide pools today

kindly requesting my fedi instance to not go down again I don't want to have to deal with moving instances

measles? it's measles, isn't it?

Pride content is hard for me through the traumas and fears, but I tried to run with confidence my friends have been slowly nurturing to take a step for a more direct self representation and little more true to life of this damaged ball of stress. Yall are awesome <3

don’t forget: waymos and other robotaxis are surveillance devices on wheels that police are increasingly tapping for footage

Literally nobody cares that your voice is deep. Just join the voice chat and stop making yourself lonely.

it's been a week and my hair still smells like a campfire as soon as it gets wet

"waking up every morning and downing a big white monster" sounds so much better than "I have an energy drink problem"

is a ring engagement bait?

my worst habit is seeing food, thinking "I could make that", buying all the ingredients, and then ordering pizza

additional barking in the rear

new propaganda campaign just dropped #furry #art #sfwfurry

🌈 gay top #ych

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A sudden pride gift from @kerneldecoy.bsky.social !!! Makes me so so proud <3 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Out of words how he can draw me so uncompromisingly me and inspires to be more~

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

out: "pleasure to meet you" in: "meat to pleasure you"

me: we better nip this in the butt "the phrase is 'nip this in the bud'" me, fangs already embedded in someone's ass: wha?

cursed with itchy nose today

how elves sleep on their sides with them ears?

matcha latte shark 🍵

Nobody's allowed to complain about pup hoods any more.

the camping in a state park experience, based on real events You pull your Subaru into your campsite and begin unpacking things. The guest at the next site over pulls in, with their Subaru. .

📢 💥 "I INTERRUPT THIS SHOW FOR A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT" 📢💥 #furry #furryart

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excuse me friend, I do not believe you are supposed to stand there