polycule looking to spice up their marriage by adding a 26th

Justice live album tomorrow

Hahaha ever since Craig of the Creek became the latest victim of Zaslav’s merger bloodbath I haven’t been able to find a steady job. This man has ruined careers, ruined peoples lives, and gets paid MILLIONS for it. Hahaha hahaha

Justice live album tomorrow

guy who thinks the taxi driver in Bali actually wants to be his friend

in her defense, it’s one of the more comfortable remotes that we have in the household

trying to use artificial intelligence to plan the perfect heist and it just keeps making up fake banks

it was winter and the lion's feet were cold. the lion was correct to not concern himself. things always work out for the lion in the end

Return Of The Oprah Dinn

now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag

gonna start an entirely one sided petty beef with the nation of Croatia. they'll never see it coming

did The Grinch have a name or was he just The Grinch in the definitely article no matter who he was talking to

this goes hard I'm ngl

haven't seen any of Pluribius yet but I'm assuming the meat of this theory is that the main character is a woman

Justice live album tomorrow

me refusing to start estrogen for half a decade

I tweeted this roughly 30 minutes before he died. I need time to recover from this

Chuck McGill is easily, EASILY the least likeable character in the entire Breaking Bad universe. absolutely no-difs being more hateable than people who commit multiple acts of cold blooded murder and the dudes who kidnapped and tortured a guy for an ambiguous amount of months

But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is

it's actually orders of magnitude easier to trigger this than it is to trigger the double plus

just thought of a really funny idea for a comedy sketch involving sign language but in order to make it I and at least two actors would need to learn sign language which is fucked up

New Super Mario Bros. Wii Snowgrave Route where you use the Ice Flower to freeze every possible enemy in the game

2020…how did biden know trump would become president…

holy fuck... Taming Pala...

those feratu

I got $1,000 riding on The Super Mario Galaxy Movie containing a reference to 'the

shoplifting a book from a bookstore and opening it only to see an anti-piracy screen on page 1 and every other page is blank

did cavemen brush their teeth or was everyone's mouth filled to the brim with fungus until civilisation formed

Charlie Kirk and Shayy facing the fame fate is kinda crazy ngl

>no one's alive >no one's dead what do we do now

I think every show should have an El Camino and a Better Call Saul. a spinoff movie expanding on the fate of a character and a spinoff show about an important character whose life wasn't expanded upon too much

every celebrity is either pro-Israel, in the Epstein files, or friends with P Diddy. possibly some combination of the 3. you kinda just have to pick your poison at this point

[to the tune of Laugh About It by Stumps] Charlie Kirk is trapped in Undertale

surely a Final Fantasy Origin would be called First Fantasy. or perhaps Penultimate Fantasy if it's not that far back

think it's about time I put this here

The Simpsons Take Manhattan

Simpsons Forces where you get to make your own Simpson OC

a lawyer walks into the bar

crazy IG em_clarkson

ok fine I admit it! I was Chappel Roan the whole time

just discovered my song has way too much low end and I need to go back and re-EQ everything

starting to think all those adrenochrome conspiracy guys were actually just projecting

anal eyes analyse anal lies

Radiance radiates, and Absolute Radiance radiates absolutely

there needs to be academic study conducted into why music sounds best when your volume is exactly one click into the "may cause hearing damage" range

[hot ones] me: *finishes off gallon of milk* sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing