Reminder that Lisa Simpson was born in 2018 (the character is canonically 8 years old in present day). She has only known the Trump era. Bart (always 10) was born in 2016, his baby photos taken with an iPhone 7. Homer, 39, graduated high school around 2005. He's a millennial.

You know what fuck you *unfrenches your toast*

When I’m king of the world first thing I do after getting rid of all the pedophiles is forcing all greeting card companies to leave the holiday greeting out of the card so that the person sending the card can write “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Birthday” without it already being in the card.

Lifelong vocal stim: The lyrics of Sonic's Song by Catty Carlisle

Lifelong vocal stim: Pizza dude’s got thirty seconds.

0 days since succumbing to fomo.... (threw down on a pc.) I should've built one last year, but I told myself to be responsible and wait... now I regretti psgetti. Calling it a "shortage" because companies *chose* to stop making for consumers is not a shortage. Stop using convenient words for lies.

Cosmic Princess Kaguya! was really good! Very cute, fun, and sweet 😊 🥹

🥀🐞📈5️⃣

I’m at Yume Japanese Arcade in Toronto, playing some rhythm games. Big fan of WACCA, Chunithm, and Sound Voltex (SDVX) One day I’ll be good enough to tackle level 8 and above confidently in SDVX. It’s tough though 🥲 Very fun game 😊

Death From Above 1979? More like Poop From a Butt 1979 boom roasted just kidding i like that band

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

Basketball? I don’t really watch it much. That’s the one with Kawaii Leonard or something right?

We need to make it socially unacceptable to wear meta glasses. Bully anyone who wears them in public, smash them when you see them. Welcome to the international coalition of meta glasses smashers. 🤝

I will break your meta glasses

We peaked as a society 30 years ago

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

It's so wild that we live in a world where the response to "teenagers don't like genocide" is politicians pushing "let's stop teenagers from using the internet" so hard that Discord has opted to shoot its own foot off www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

Happy Black History Month! It’s a time for learning, listening and reflecting on history. And don’t forget to look out for Black History Moth, and be sure to give them a wave as they flutter by, spreading knowledge and joy as only a moth can. 🙂

Help I stayed up all night playing balatro

Ghost in the Shost

Why the fuck does Kermit sound like that?

I saw 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple last night with a good buddy who I don’t get to see all that often. We’d checked out the first part over the summer and really enjoyed it. Part 2 is such an interesting follow up. We both really enjoyed it, though I prefer the emotional arc of the first part.

Finished the first season, it was great! Although I dunno how I feel about a Naruto selection exam arc that introduces a host of characters that take up a bunch of screen time. Ultimately it was fine, and enriches the world a bit, but I still prefer the core party and Frieren herself 😌

Oh my fucking god they aren’t even PAYING THE BROWN SHIRTS???😭😭😭 This gives me some measure of hope.

"draw a character you like" art meme

Been slowly making my way through Frieren, Stark just joined the party a couple of episodes ago. This series occupies a very unique emotional space, and the pacing of it fits so naturally with Frieren’s perception of time. It’s a delightful show.

Store clerk who’s too busy taking inventory to address the line up of people at the cash register, who also uses too much cringe fictional jargon:

Cool your frakking circuits, everypony. I’ll be with you in a clock tick.

and then i spat out beer www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

I love cosplay videos at convention centers because it’s like Yes, now I know what samus looks like at a business conference. There she is, taking the escalator.

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

Man I just heard about the 10 people who got stuck on the island for so long that they resorted to cannibalism, consuming 2 so that the others could survive. That’s right, eight people ate people. What a tragedy. 😔

Begging for the ability to mute people’s reskeets; this isn’t directed at any of my mutuals tho you guys are great 😊 But y’ever follow an account to show support only to be bombarded by reposts at sporadic times? I’d rather not mute the baby with the bath water but that’s the only option for now.

Cyberpunk 2077 has such a sick photo mode.

People that live inside my computer part2 #Reboot

I don’t have time, space, or energy for anyone who doesn’t respect Mega Man 2 and thinks it’s overrated just because it’s the most popular of the NES games. 3 is a banger, but Mega Man 2 is such a foundational title, and plays great. I’ll hear no disrespect from performative gamers. 😤

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

More like Tim Whoreson’s coffee, is that anything?

steiner #finalfantasy

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

This is a post for @themolluskk.bsky.social

A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

You’re not crazy—eternity is a long time to suffer as a half-formed blob of tormented nerves. Would you like me to come up with some affirmations to think to yourself as the searing pain of existence makes every cell beg for release? No judgment here, only support and solutions. 😌

For a general strike to happen, there basically needs to be a consensus that things are fucked and nothing is OK and it’s not worth continuing business as usual because things are so bad, and everyone needs to agree about that for it to work.