All that money to silicon valley and still no one has invented a printer that doesn't suck complete shit

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

Swae Lee!! That shit is a two pack of loving smiles! That shit smells beautiful!

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This porno is rated E10+ for Mild Language and Comic Mischief

The current cultural obsession with "mogging", being "nonchalant", having "aura" etc. is completely nauseating. That has to be the worst way to live your life besides maybe being amish

“Dad what were you like in the ‘90s” viral trend

Imagine showing a Glizzy to a Victorian child!

skrillex x opn thing i made after a convo with a buddy a couple months ago & never finished

laughing at the grimes song titled "Vowels = Space and Time". that's like something connor o'malley's character in Rap World would come up with

My partner and best friend Kyle suffered from two strokes last week. We need your help. gofund.me/e25c60dfb Anything helps, a like, a share, a donation. thank you for your support during this difficult time ❤️

Today I played Kirby Air Ride for the first time and watched Spring Breakers for the first time #ConcoctingAMysteriousAndUnforeseenVibe

At the club right next to the Function Ones no earplugs in letting the OTT and Corpus artifacts permeate my skeleton

I’ve decided to let my life be ruined by various men’s influencers and authority figures. I will be adopting various beliefs such as ”it’s gay to smile”, “men should lowkey not bag produce in the store”, and “it’s sus to listen to FM radio”. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Will Smith just Chris Oscar

Vaporwave. Lo-Fi Hip Hop. Hyperpop. Botanica. Let's give a round of applause to the folks who came up with these genre names... for giving our lives meaning and form <3

I’m watching Chopped and pointing and laughing at all the craft-less mediocre losers who FAIL to make a delicious dessert out of rattlesnake skin! Back to Allentown, PA with you, chef nobody!

Chex Mix is the most beautiful snack of all time that makes you hiccup without fail

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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Just ran into 2Hollis at #MAGFest

I just stuck my dick in serene and peaceful

We all know that one lemming that gets reclusive around the hoes

Asking my nephew if he's been watching anything on the Tubes of You lately

This jit hugs friends

someone who holds a very significant amt of meaning in my life lost everything but the cat in a housefire last night. please donate if you can www.gofundme.com/f/help-abbi-...

i'm on a sea lion diet. i see lion and i watch a metro goldwyn mayer movie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHc4... project gotham racing 2 broke new ground by including a walking sim in their racing sim. i live in the structure in this video btw

The tech giant deleted the accounts of three prominent Palestinian human rights groups — a capitulation to Trump sanctions.

This is the most bullshit thing to ever play on TV. Prison for whoever was involved

theyve got a gun to my head and they're saying "YOU HAVE TO DECIDE WHICH SKEE MASK LP IS YOUR FAVORITE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!"... and I close my eyes and prepare to depart from our world

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

the elevators in my apartment complex have a tv screen that habitually display "On this day in Canadian History..." factoids and the one they had for today was "Matthew Perry found dead in his home in Los Angeles"

*jon taffer voice* THERE'S A LITTLE WEIRD GUY IN THE WALK IN FRIDGE!

Congrats! You have spent so much money at Costco that you now own the franchise. Groceries are now free for you, for life. Thank you and have fun

When You Spot Em, You Will Shiest Pooh

Heard someone say the word “design” out loud and for a second I processed it as the snoop dogg way of saying “dine”

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When you go to Omnisphere's website there's a tab you can click on called "Soundsources" which is just an image gallery full of pics like this

Life is all about either spending 10 dollars or 50 dollars. You can categorize every one of your days as ten dollar days or fifty dollar days

quite cool that my two most anticipated albums of the year ended up releasing within hours of each other

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