“Just ask the Epstein files…”

“don’t GIVE him what he wants just let him DO whatever he wants!” - half the Democratic Party and also the ghost of Neville Chamberlain, probably

New Maggie Gyllenhaal trailer dropped.

Let Bari host it herself I want to behold the shitshow.

"Some of our information will be bullshit, and it's up to YOU to figure out which is which."

To understand the modern American economy you have to understand one of its most important innovations: multi-level marketing. Little Bosses Everywhere by @bridgetgillard.bsky.social is the most comprehensive history yet of the scam consuming us all. inequality.org/article/scam...

I don't think Scalise is entirely on board.

This is the way.

Did the tambourine head lady from the cover of In the Aeroplane Over the Sea direct a horror movie? www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ2t...

How much blow did Hegseth and Rubio do before this press conference?

Wait did the crew quit in solidarity or is the crew sabotaging Dokoupil?

Oh, don't worry. It'll be kinetic.

I’m always glad I decided to revisit this album.

Modern American conservatism is a perpetual high-decibel burlesque of railing against a statement that nobody made.

I've seen this going around today and it's beautiful, so here's a gift link.

Christmas movie 👇

Iris says Merry Christmas, she’ll catch up with you later.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Weird how The Free Press was able to publish all of these without comment from the Washigton University Transgender Center at St. Louis Children's Hospital.

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!

20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:

I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.

There is an absolute fucking scandal going down at The New School, wherein at appears that the university is funnelling to a MEMBER OF THE SCHOOL’S BOARD while purging faculty and staff. This should be headline news. x.com/uaw7902/stat...

Maybe the pertinent question is: if the "war on Western Civilization" is a real crisis, why would Grok be compelled to lie like this?

Lara Trump's career as vocalist?

One thing I have to stress here that folks also don't get. Diseases like the ones we vaccinate against? That shit isn't just "oh, you recover or you die." It's just "you don't die." For a lot of them, you just plain never recover. Ever. There's always lingering scars that are debilitating.

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

The kind of growth that modern American short-term quarterly stock-price chasing corporate capitalism rewards/needs is a 50/50 blend of cancer cell proliferation and drug addiction.

Using his foolproof* system, Sen. John Kennedy will teach you how to beat the exam. *(some restrictions may apply)

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

"It's TikTok's fault that younger Jewish Americans hold negative views on Israel." - Sarah Hurwitz

Meghan McCain to sylist: Yes, I will take the HR Director of Auschwitz, please.

"I'm against hate and divisiveness" is where you're equally opposed to racism and calling out racism.

"Yes, I have a question..."

Modern American conservatism is a perpetual high-decibel burlesque of deliberately manufacturing your own oppression.

You don't often hear people use "persecute" in 1st person.

It’s noteworthy that at no point in their tantrum has the White House said, “We do NOT issue unlawful orders.”

Guys like Matt Walsh have two moods, "I am the hardest toughest, manliest man that has ever existed" and "I remembered they discontinued Surge and cried for 30 minutes."

We should at least give Richard credit for tacitly and/or inadvertently admitting that US society retains the structural racism of its origin.

JOHNSON: No, I was simply waiting for the DOJ to scrub his name from the files. So, not a reversal, more of a stalling tactic. Q: Whose name? KAROLINE LEAVITT bursts into frame: Your mom's!

New War on Christmas album just dropped.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one