Trump: I AM A KING! NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"

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What's that? The paper should cover things that actually matter and not bullshit right-wing grievance shit?

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Hung on to this one until after the election! 🙃 h/t @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social

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Making "felon" cool 😎 again www.nytimes.com/2024/07/06/u...

In case you're curious where the Heritage Foundation's warning that we were in the midst of a "second American revolution" that would only remain "bloodless" if the left allowed it to be ran... page 20

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Bit of an understatement

Well, well, well

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[standing atop a mountain like the Grinch, upset that Whoville isn't wallowing in sorrow]

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I have no words.

The articles will continue until morale improves

How many times are they going to run the same story

Oh, NYT. Elon Musk does NOT “think a free market of ideas will self-correct.” He thinks he can manipulate the market of ideas, relying on major players in that market—like you!—to uncritically repeat his transparent BS about in free speech. Do you want it to work, or are you just that easy a mark?

The Fourteenth Amendment is not “obscure,” you guys. www.nytimes.com/2023/12/28/u...

Trump's fascination with blood and soil gets new scrutiny 🙃🙃🙃

"tHe sEcREt oF tRuMp'S aPpeAL iSn'T aUtHoriTAriAniSm. iT's mOdErAtiOn."

Oh come on

The New York Vibes Only

Scare quotes and nonsense

TRUMP: "We pledge to you that we will root out the communists, Marxists, fascists and the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country that lie and steal and cheat on elections." NYT:

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Gold medal at the passive-voice Olympics

Despite all the horrific things happening daily, it’s nice to know that Lauren Boebert’s life is being completely destroyed after the whole world saw video of her getting her boobs honked and whacking a guy off during a performance of beetlejuice

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Time to look in the mirror, @nytimes.wtf.

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building" - Ann Coulter, 2002

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No they f**king do not, @NYT. What the hell is going on with your headline writers? This is borderline Breitbart garbage. This is as irresponsible a headline as you've run--and you've been pulling some doozies lately. Seriously--who's writing this?

The @nytimes.com offering tips to people with student loans