Am I about to buy a 3rd watch

A thing that I think is good is when a human creates a piece of art

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

Doctors Reveal Dick Cheney Burning Through At Least 3 Hearts Each Week

YES! DICK CHENEY *IS* DEAD!

This is the greatest last sentence ever written in an obituary. defector.com/dick-cheney-...

I looked up too fast after seeing this and dislocated my entire body, fuck

I HAVE IT

ATTN: the recent wave of new bluesky accounts. if you use the word “illegals” to refer to undocumented people I’m going to hit you with my car

All my life I was told I was Jewish, I was stopped by Hasids on the streets asking me to wrap Tefillin, I was invited to Jewish holidays from strangers, etc. The ONLY time I’ve been told I’m NOT a real Jew is when I criticize Israel. Go fuck yourself Alex

LA RAGE

Slightly mis-spelling the next item's name in a Google search gave us the gift of this unbelievably comprehensive Web 1.0 database of tractor models and their specifications, and now we are giving the gift to you. Pro. tip: you can click on each individual model for more details. Recommended 👍

I swear every time I've seen this, it feels like it's grown a few more arrows

Caught it a 2nd time in Montreal (after seeing it in Toronto in 35mm) and it's even better the 2nd time. I did have to spend an hour wandering around looking for a poster tube to keep it safe but I managed. What a movie though, it's so awe inspiring.

deleting *this* post is such incredible "put it in the paper that i'm not mad" energy—it doesn't even tag Jay. i'm so serious: deeply cooked website

I am *so* excited. I fucking *LOVE* miniatures.

charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.

I wrote this 2 years ago, but other than the first sentence, it still applies today. On the 24th anniversary of a terrible day. www.the-reframe.com/never-rememb...

I hope we all get to die in a way this consistent with our beliefs 🙏

Listen to me: Our profit from the post office is the post office. Our profit from a library is the library. Our profit from a school is the school. And our profit from our lives is life. Our life. Ours.

Night shift was pretty fun

I'm changing my notepad font to comic sans. If you came here because you got mad at something I posted, I'm doing this just for you and for every reply I'll choose a worse font.

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

I just wanna say this guy is 110% correct and I will fight anyone

Very bad news (for my wallet), I have been handed a Real Camera again and told I can borrow it whenever. Schemes are already underway involving various people I want to point it at.

Astonishingly niche thing but my god thank you @wittnercinetec.bsky.social for having these nice double 8 cans with the screw top and knurling, I hate having to sit in the dark with a tiny screwdriver and try to pry open foma cans and usually stab myself somehow

The president should sound like Humphrey Bogart and the vice president should sound like Peter Lorre. Not voting again until this is addressed

“Comics were the first ones to punch Nazis before movies. They are inherently political. One thing they want to do is erase the past, but that’s one thing that this museum celebrates.” Guillermo del Toro at San Diego Comi-con on the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art

what then!!

Oh my god, that's amazing to see in this day and age

When I found a pub with an inverted normal map. (If you understand what this means, you have to repost.)

as the month closes out this GAY MAGPIE wishes all you queers a happy pride once again!!!

🚨 🚨 🚨 EXCELLENT NEW STAMP ALERT 🚨 🚨 🚨

Victoria takes some of the best photos I've seen and anyone who follows me should buy her prints. I have this one on my wall and it's the first thing anyone sees when they walk into my place and so many people have commented on it, it's absolutely stunning: store.vantimevictoria.com/product/fair...

happy birthday to bill watterson who gave me the gift of encapsulating my entire ethical approach in one comic panel.

Bonus: stumbled across the grave of F. W. Murnau there, which is neat. Then I learned in 2015 his skull was stolen and has not been recovered. Even cooler.

Cool place

Sure the switches are convenient (sometimes) but who cares about the fuses? I've never once had to change a fuse on my home electronics. They also suck compared to Schuko plugs which are sufficiently advanced to allow plugging stuff in *upside down*

Yes. I am, in fact, writing a new article. Sorry it took so long, I've been mostly bedridden and I still need a lot of rest.

@pantspants.bsky.social is correct, it's so good

Somewhat busy day today

I gotta go back to this stupid excavator Soon...