#nowplaying @bakkenband.bsky.social In Requiem #musicsky #metalsky 🤘

Rapturees don’t forget to put your out of office on and unfortunately you’re not eligible for sick pay. Contact [email protected] for more info

We’re making a video on sunday so nobody better get raptured today. Very inconsiderate, god

BREAKING: Americans are in mourning as reports emerge that the President of the United States has tragically been found alive and well 😭😭😭

Your 'bonus moment of doom' for today: "ecologists are only just beginning to grasp the full threat that extreme heat poses to the world’s wildlife populations, and how quickly it can drive species towards extinction." www.theguardian.com/environment/...

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BREAKING: Police have confirmed they did not arrest the protesters holding a "kill 'em all" banner outside an asylum hotel because it's not like they did something really bad like object to genocide x

Mother nature, who are your favourite children? 🤘

Went on apple music to check out something else and found this by accident. Yes it’s really Spinal Tap doing Stonehenge with Elton John not a hallucination

It’s bandcamp friday and as usual we are totally disorganised and don’t have any special offers or anything. #heavymetal #fuckspotify

In 3000 years time people will study ancient Heavy Metal mythology e.g. But Metallica was a cruel and jealous god. He sent forth his legions and struck down Napster. But in her death throws, Napster gave birth to Spotify, a hideous bloated beast that gorged on the blood of the gods themselves…

I'm a believer, I ain't no deceiver Mountains move before my eyes Destiny planned out I don't need no handout Speculation of the wise RIP Ozzy

If you see this post a vampire

Reprogrammed because his fanboys find reality is too woke #musk once again demonstrating why no-one should be ALLOWED to be a billionaire

🎶Old McDonald hid some files ee a pe a do 🎶

Here is an updated graphic showing the 365-day running mean for the global surface temperature anomaly over the 1850-1900 IPCC pre-industrial baseline from 1941 to July 8, 2025. I've highlighted a few key moments in the planet's recent history.

Someone needs to put some very sad chords over his air piano playing here. D minor obviously

Vocal cords mangled from singing along with 2hrs of #ironmaiden classics. If you can get to see them on this tour go - can’t see there being many more, especially without Nico

Sure, just post pictures of people eating ice cream. We’ll be grand #climatecrisis

I’m choked up seeing this—it’s shameful. Iranian refugees got snatched by “immigration agents” dressed like bounty hunters in West LA’s Sawtelle neighborhood. We’re really about to send them back to a country we just bombed? A regime known for jailing, torturing, and killing its own people?

Some damn fine thrash here 🤘🏳️‍⚧️

So one of the churches by us is having a bible camp and they walked like 30 kids past our house and one of the pastor guys frowned at our pride flag. When they walked back I was conveniently listening to this. #metalsky #kreator #hailsatan #loveislove 🤘🏽💀🤘🏽🏳️‍🌈🌈 youtu.be/2ylc3iUmuDU?...

From the files of Black Sabbath lyrics that aged like fine wine: He actually did bomb Iran "just for fun." www.nj.com/politics/202... He saw Israel bombing Iran on Fox and thought it looked cool.

Two more sleeps til #IronMaiden in Dublin

playing heavy metal covers on stage is best when the crowd start going "woo oooooh" with a guitar melody Fear of the dark intro "woooo oh oooo oh ohoh ooo oh" War Pigs outro "wooh ooo ooh oh ooo oh" any more?

Coupled with asbestos covered Depends. “It takes care of my shit really well. Sleepy Joe Biden was stupid getting rid of asbestos. My good friend pootin made sure to send us bigliest amounts of the highest graded asbestos they have! You're gonna love it!”

Coming soon "the workers don't want to be paid!" Think they tried that before.

Very excited to say professional mixing and production of our new album are FINALLY in progress. Also once again we'll be pretending to be Hollywood screen writer/directors as we work on the time-travelling sequel to this 🤘🔥🌍🔥🤘 #scifi #heavymetal for fans of 80s style classic metal

If the children of the members of a heavy metal band form their own band that’s called heir metal.

Friend to Herr Brüsch, Herr Nett, Herr Klipp, Herr Löschun und Herr Restorrer.

Whoever has the highest number of studs/sq metre would win this for sure

If we filmed a #drummer playing our stuff and projected it onto the back of the stage with a backing track would it work? 1) always on time/in time 2) never drunk/stoned 3) easy travel and setup 4) won’t spontaneously combust #heavymetal #metalsky

Some really nice riffage

Your 'moment of doom' for May 28, 2025 ~ F&%kery! "For the first time, the data also indicated a small likelihood that before 2030, the world could experience a year that is 2C hotter than the preindustrial era, a possibility scientists described as 'shocking'." www.theguardian.com/environment/...

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Moshing in a field with like 3 people. If someone charges you from far away it doesn’t matter how big and heavy you are or how much you brace yourself… you get launched into the air. Lying on the ground groaning a girl came up and helpfully said “you know you don’t have to do that” #metalheads

Interesting science things you learn in the #metalheads feed

One of the many cool things being worked on by the Snoqualmie Tribe. Also, comment on the Federal Register notice if that is your kinda thing. #indigenous #traditionalindigenousknowledge www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

This is a cool story. Unfortunately even if you slapped everyone on the planet every 90s and screamed at them continuously for 9 days most people STILL wouldn’t give a shit about the existential threat from #climatechange

A Prime Minister should only say that immigration is "ripping the country apart" if it is. Will the government provide any evidence that this is in fact the case? (Voters choosing Reform in local elections – when their message is not being in any way countered – certainly doesn't count)

Anyone gonna see Danzig at the pink pony club

Photo of Bakken from back in 2019. Only 2 members of this line-up left. The huge spruce is 7.42 m in girth and is located in Downhill Forest near Ireland’s beautiful north coast

thank the dark lord we're not in the reality where Iommi decided to stop inventing heavy metal for a career in Jazz

In space, Venus flanks Earth on the left, with a hellfire greenhouse effect. Mars on the right, which long ago had running water. Today, it's bone dry. Something bad happened on each planet. Seems like the wrong time to limit the Nation’s capacity to conduct climate research.

Does this idiot actually think that foreign films have a significant market in america