Another lovely day of having no drama whatsoever in the Magic community

My New Year's resolution is to be worse

I yearn for only two things in my life: 1.) Returning Snapcaster Mage with Kolaghan's Command 2.) Chili's mozzarella sticks

Also red hair now featuring more red

Wish Kaya a happy 5th Birthday right now

Have I been listening to the Expidition 33 soundtrack on a loop since the game came out? No one will ever know.

Dance of the Dead this. Chains of Mephistopheles that. This is the most unreadable Magic card ever printed and you can't convince me otherwise.

Lazy Saturday

What the fuck is up with how Arena implements Urza's Saga?

A coworker asked to take a picture of my biker costume for the office Halloween gallery. I didn't dress up. I've looked exactly like this every day for almost 2 years.

Ya know, call me crazy, but these so called "Secret Lairs" don't seem very secret to me.

Words to live by on this mug that was in my doordash bag that I didn't order.

Also I just want to call out - I had SO MANY amazing opponents at Cubecon! Delightful people, tons of high fives, good spirits, and love for cube all around. Everybody always talks about the vibes at cubecon, but seriously - the Vibes at Cubecon are so good.

Will it matter? 🤷 Should you submit your honest feedback anyway? Yes.

This year, CubeCon is raising money for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention in honor of our dear friend Jonathan Brostoff, who we tragically lost 1 year ago. Please consider tuning in and donating to this important cause.

CUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN

I ordered 1 Miso Soup and got 2. I've never run hotter.

If anyone ever considered making an MTG discourse version of "We Didn't Start the Fire," I hope you're taking notes from the last 72 hours or so.

So... uh... Who's excited about Eternal Weekend? 😬

MC Atlanta was a great show for a lot of reasons, but the highlight of my weekend was definitely getting to head judge Commander Sealed with special guests @ifycomedy.com and @briamgilbert.bsky.social

Anybody want to bring me some Walmart radioactive shrimp to Orlando in 2 weeks?

Made a pilgrimage to the holy land today.

The City of Baltimore letting me pay my speeding ticket with PayPal is somehow one of the most Capitalism things I have ever seen.

Me sitting in jury duty today

Overheard work conversation: "What's that show where he could be lying but..." "Empire?" "Yea, Empire!" WHAT

Wizards is hiring for the position of "Manager, Magic Judge Program"! #mtg "lead the strategic development and execution of the Magic: The Gathering Judge Program" "Develop certification pathways, advancement criteria, and continuing education tools for judges at all experience levels."

Very excited! Come work with me on the Play team! #WotCStaff

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Wow, thanks @magic.wizards.com for putting my likeness on a Magic card!

I'm fucking eepy

An alarming amount of young children on my flight to Las Vegas

Nature is beautiful

Floor judge applications to the best show of the year are up now!

CubeCon 2025 Floor Judge and Stage Staff applications are live! forms.gle/zghMo2JzzRXV...

The year is 2065. Secret Lair Microsoft Office Suite is releasing today (Clippy is cracked). The Secret Lair purchase website has a 43 hour queue and has crashed 29 times. You are also still in the queue for Secret Lair Costco Food Court, which released 3 months ago, but you're feeling hopeful.

I don't food post often, but I ended up cooking dinner for Mother's Day and (early) Father's Day this year and I'm really proud of the results. Feels really good to get back into cooking a bit.

Secret Lair? I hardly know her!

This is @cubecon.org coded

If I had a nickel for every time in the past week that I heard about someone asking AI about Magic rules and policy then being upset and surprised to learn it was wrong I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

Only days remain until CubeCon Leadership applications close! Apps will remain open until June 1st at 11:59 PM. We are hiring a Head Judge, a Sides Lead, Floor Leads, A Coverage Judge, and a Head Judge for Commander Sealed! Link below!

Guy with the handle "TheGrixisGuy" picked the Grixis cube for CubeCon? No one could have possibly predicted this outcome. Also I'm taking the Locus God here without question or hesitation.

do you think the Chicago Pope will bless Malort as the blood of Christ?

Not only has my flight been delayed to high hell, but my flight also contains an entire school field trip from St. Louis featuring like six 15 year olds in Trump hats. I dont know what I did to deserve this, but if one is sitting next to me, I'm introducing myself with pronouns just for him.

Attention judges! Leadership Apps are up for CubeCon 2025!

Under 48 hours remain for Cube submissions so start burning that midnight oil. You have until 11:59pm CDT on Wednesday to submit your Cube for CubeCon 2025! #mtgcube

Help I redownloaded Old School Runescape for the first time in about a decade.