i'm sorry i can't be her 😔

cis terrageddon player hits "you will never control less lands than me" in perfect YWNBAW cadence, reporters floored

great day if you're me :]

hmm

lol

S O O N ™️ https://www.twitch.tv/dmvlegacyleague

Yeah that's why its a lesson.

This card is awesome. The name is a directive

You've cubed in Madison. You've cubed in New York. You've cubed in DC. Now it's time to cube slightly outside of Chicago.

Also I just want to call out - I had SO MANY amazing opponents at Cubecon! Delightful people, tons of high fives, good spirits, and love for cube all around. Everybody always talks about the vibes at cubecon, but seriously - the Vibes at Cubecon are so good.

Alright slightly delayed Cubecon results thread while I chill at a truck stop B)

CubeCon 2025 was spectacular! We had 6 Milwaukee cubers make top 64, including Shariq who was crowned the CubeCon Champion! 🏆👑🔥 I met some awesome people and played some amazing cubes! Thank you to the organizers, staff, judges, designers and players that made it all possible! See you next year!

One of my delights of Cubecon was getting to draft the 100 lotus cube by @poisoneddonut.bsky.social. I successfully executed my strategy of taking Lotus and Broken cards for a clean 3-0. Everything I wanted it to be 🥰

Congratulations to Shariq Moore claiming the crown this year! Check out Shariq’s final match against Abe Corrigan on the twitch stream vod below: www.twitch.tv/videos... #Cubecon2025 #mtgcube

SHARIQ FUCKING MOORE BABY

Congrats to Shariq!!! MKE is pretty dangerous in these cube streets 👀 #CubeCon2025

I can tell I'm too deep into premodern & old cubes bc I just got jumpscared learning this is a 3/4

CUBE FREAKIN CON, BABY !!

Cube freakin' con, baby

stifling a mystic snake trigger is so gas

there is no more beautiful sentence than "hydroblast your pyroblast"

Watching PM players assemble Cloud of Faeries + Reckless Charge. I love Eternal Weekend

Eternal Weekend

oh yeah? well i just made up a guy and he lucksacked me so fucking bad

Shout out to Lotus Bloom for always creating suspenful matches in PT top 8s. Great card to watch on camera

Magic the Gathering

THAT'S MY GOAT 🔥 🐐 🔥 🐐🔥 🐐 🔥 🐐

Had Cube Night last night and was beaten to death by a 20 dollar bill

I think I might start trying harder at magic

Is Lion Sash bugged for anybody else on mtgo? Every time I try to activate it the game crashes

Oh hey Simic Cube is up for cubecon voting. Toss me a vote, if you like!

Absolute banger at Wednesday night cube playing Geoff's Combo Cube. All of my combos except Breach were one half hate piece (RIP, Narset, Containment Priest). 2-0 4-0, our team won after round 2. Wish I coulda played another match with this beauty. List & picks in order.

One of these days Harry & I are clashing in the finals on home turf (where he will utterly thrash me)

Had a lot of fun at the Bar-B-Cube at @themanavault.bsky.social !! 6-0 to make top8, died to @calebdmtg.bsky.social in quarters. Felt my deck was sick, but sometimes you lose. That's Magic, Baby. I'll win the next one.

uh-oh

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knuckle tat idea: SIGN SLIP

This almost cost me a match - I've got Ursine Monstrosity & Pyrogoyf in play, op has Barrowgoyf in play. We both care about graveyard types a ton, yet mtgo is displaying Creature count in gy due to a Grist that was never even in play. I thought I had 6 types for the bear when I only had 5.

Gonna post more about #Lobstercon later but I'm so hyped on Premodern right now. Feels like if I'd done a lick of testing I could've top 8'd and that's a good feeling. Next year I'll simply prove it 😼. Mogg Squad rising, baby

Squad up 🔥

3-1 at Lobstercon battling back from an R1 loss

So my dumb ass thought lobstercon started tomorrow and I missed day 1. Ugh. Anyway, undefeated on day 1. Let's run it back for day 2!

Takebacks are a hallmark of Cube night. I will often not take them myself, but will always allow my opponents. We also do a lot of offering our decks and not a lot of cutting, but this opens the door for the silly joke cut, which isn't my thing but other folks enjoy.

Cubin' cross the country :>

🔥 THE BAR-B-CUBE 2 IS COMING! 🔥 Join us June 14th for our latest 64-player Cube Tournament featuring special guest @calebdmtg.bsky.social! • 8 unique cubes • $2500+ in prizes • BBQ lunch included • $65 entry Sign up below! ⬇️ #MTG #MTGCube #BarBCube2 1/x

They did market research and learned that red players are the dumbest of the bunch and most willing to rebuy their affordable staples because they’re idiotically loyal to fast red cards And they’re right

Nods solemnly clutching Modern TOR

Got to cube with a batch of donuts out in Baltimore this weekend! 2-1 with Green Mid, then a much more enjoyable trophy with UB Cards. Love love love getting out to the east coast with these folks

GREET DEATH WITH OLD STYLE IN HAND

Tickets to Vertex: Steel City 2025 are now available on our shiny new website! Join us June 28-29 at Guy on the Couch Cards & Gaming for another great weekend of cubing! vertex.mtgcu.be