Hey! It worked.

YOWSERS!! I JUST WON THE BARNES AND NOBLE PEACE PRIZE! Can't stay; gotta book.

In memory of J.J. Cale, Dec. 5, 1938-July 26, 2013. Nobody ever sounded like him, and nobody ever will. Hero.

Americans are struggling to pay their bills and afford groceries, and we've got a President who is asleep at the wheel.

Damn straight

BAM!

Pissing the night away

Facts! Yeah... they're kinda important!

Love this soundtrack!!

I'll rewatch 2024. It was a better year with better contestants.

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

What do you expect from idiotic people who believe you can reduce the cost of something 500 600 700%?

Rewatching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and I miss Val Kilmer. 😢 boxd.it/23c8

They are LIARS and they have serious problems with numbers. ‼️💯‼️

ALL👏THE👏FCUKING👏STRIKES👏ARE👏ILLEGAL👏ALL👏THE 👏FCUKING 👏STRIKES 👏ARE👏MURDER👏 #VenezuelanBoatStrikes

While Mike Johnson is running around trying to act like he’s not the most incompetent Speaker in US history, we’re pushing hard to extend the ACA tax credits for millions of Americans. We’re almost there, and you can help!

Just puffins

You had me at garlic mashed potatoes.

Just now

That’s pretty good

And Dogs

A defiant Pete Hegseth lashed out at his critics on Thursday. “I get knocked down, but I get up again,” he said. “You're never gonna keep me down.” Revealing the secret to his resilience, Hegseth said, “I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink.”

RIP Steve Cropper

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social

She completely lost it. lol youtube.com/shorts/YyEGv...

💯👇💯👇💯👇💯

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

A voice of reason that truly cares sbout our country…👇 Gotta. Love. Gavin. ❤️✨

Just now

Crissssssisssss

Boomers why would I fund schools I don't have any kids in them...15 minutes later...why are all these kids deliquents and not at school...30 minutes later...teachers get paid too much...two weeks later...lazy ass teacher only working 3 days a week...3 months later...why these kids breaking stuff?

RIP ALEJANDRO CARRANZA MEDINA FUCK PETE HEGSETH

Comic gold

Cool stuff

Two incredibly mentally ill people who won't stop harassing me via abusive lists preemptive block might be good for you bsky.app/profile/p3ns... bsky.app/profile/msma...

***sighs *** he's so dreamy.

Fuck an actual duck

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

@aoc.bsky.social we all see reflections of ourselves. @aftynbehn.bsky.social is a mirror for you and for all the Tennessee voters. We are blessed to have you both!

dɯnɹʇ's an Epic, (twice in our country's history-level,) Fückup.

☢️#80. Idiocracy, 2006. Buried upon release to avoid upsetting the studio’s corporate interests, #MikeJudge still thankfully snuck this one past the goalie. As intelligent as it is sophomoric, sadly its wildest predictions continue to feel frighteningly accurate. 4/5 ☢️