Oh. My. Out of shape fat boys. Specifically, the childhood bullies we all knew. They've graduated to a whole new level of nothingness.

The bullies we grew up alongside are now ICE.

This This This You have to read deep into any of the news stories about this to get to the heart of the story: the senators were being investigated for their role in helping trump on Jan6th.

LMAO way to go Chicago restaurants….they got ICE Barbie out there on FOX “News" crying that her gestapo agents can’t find places to have lunch or use the bathroom 👏👏👏👏👏👏

84 yr old woman was attacked by fed agents in front of ICE blding in Portland. “We marched from park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE. Feds rushed out in a phalanx & pushed us down, sprayed us w/chemical & I was hit in head w/projectile. I’m ok. But this was SO UNPROVOKED.”

FFS

Hey CNN why are the gas prices on this photo so low? Ohhhh. I see. You're hoping no one notices this photo is from before the internet fucking existed. You shitheads.

Funny, swear I heard someone say it was burning down…. Chicago voted Best Big City for 9th year in a row by travel magazine t.co/keBaN1uumt

This sums it all up. I feel that many of the ICE thugs spent many years feeling powerless and now need to make up for that with legalized violence. It's going to their head.

“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..” @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

THE CHICKENS ARE FINALLY COMING HOME TO ROOST Ryan Walters is out & the investigation floodgates just opened. The Oklahoma AG launched a full audit of Walters’ entire tenure as Superintendent, and it’s about damn time. Also the education dept website’s being scrubbed of his culture-war nonsense. 🧵

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

This really makes it sound like a Border Patrol agent tried to kill an anti-ICE activist in Chicago and DHS lied to cover for him

Let me be clear: It’s ILLEGAL to deny federal workers back pay after a shutdown. There’s a 2019 law that guarantees it, but Trump is once again trying to break the law. You don’t get to punish people for doing their jobs just because you’re failing at yours.

Q: Are you concerned about the delays at airports? TRUMP: Oh sure. They're all Democrats delays. There are delays at the airport. That's standard ... I look at people with very low IQs like Crockett, this woman Crockett. I've never met her but she's a low IQ individual

Carney: This is, in many respects, the most important— Trump: The merger of Canada and the United States Carney: That wasn't where I was going I hate this man with the heat of 1000 suns 🤬 ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️

it's interesting to me how suspicious Republican Sen. Kennedy seems to be about Epstein and the administration's handling of it

Hey there, @nytimes.com. The judge didn’t “decide not to immediately block.” She ordered a response from the government Wednesday and set a hearing Thursday. Let me know if you need help with this.

THIS JUST IN… Grievance and entitlement are not governing strategies.

PADILLA: Do you believe govt officials are obligated to follow court orders whether they agree with them or not, yes or no? BONDI: I wish you loved your state of California as much as you hate President Trump PADILLA: I asked a simple yes or no question

“We are home now. We marched from the park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE pushed us down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile. This was so unprovoked. People have to know that the Feds are attacking people with NO provocation whatsoever.”

Which Democrats are flying planes into the Capitol?

Scoop, by @lorenzofb.bsky.social: A federal contract shows ICE spent $825,000 on vans equipped with fake cellphone towers known as cell-site simulators, which can be used to spy on nearby phones.

The president of the United States is either a liar or out of touch with reality. Maybe both?

Schiff gets Bondi so flustered that she starts blurting things out while he details what a farce this "oversight" hearing has been and the Republican members' lack of interest in doing their jobs

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen... The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

has anybody ever been more obviously full of shit than Pam Bondi is at the end of this 20 second clip?

Referring to the abuse visited upon over a thousand girls as a “red herring” is nasty work, you asshole.

If i posted this before, I apologize. But i want everyone to see this. While our federal joke of a government won't help feed kids, the governor of Michigan will. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

Starting to really look like that big meeting was to gauge how into the idea of invading American cities the Generals are. The administration wants the military to be used on Americans. They know ICE is on board but they were really hoping the military was, too. Doesn't appear that's the case. Yet.

Mike is a real slimy one. AOC takes him down!

No I don’t think any straight person can understand the sheer joy and honestly just biological goosebumps we all felt when TIM CURRY HIMSELF introduced Rocky Horror at Hollywood Forever tonight. We were in the presence of greatness.

The judge is a woman.

Funny how we went from "I'll fix it on Day 1" to "wait until next year." "advisers told Trump it was up to him how to publicly address the weak jobs data and he could just breeze past the information by pointing to the future" www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

As a general rule, I don't trust the presidency of my country to someone I wouldn't trust to watch my house while I was away for the weekend. Epstein.

Using massive Medicaid and Medicare fraud.

Take It Easy 🎶😉💃

After a federal court blocked Trump from deploying Oregon’s own National Guard, he responded by sending 300 federalized California Guard members to Oregon early Sunday, according to Gov. Gavin Newsom.

Lolz. Truth! 😹

The government may be shutdown but #TeslaTakedown Golden Valley, MN is going strong in week 36. These are our suggestions for alt OOO for furloughed Federal Employees. @teslatakedown.com @indivistwincities.bsky.social @mn50501.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com @chrislhayes.bsky.social

It appears that the federal agents occupying Portland have people embedded with them charged with the task of producing stories presenting the government’s version of events. Ironically, this was the sort of work JD Vance did in Iraq before he decided he was against that war.

Face the Nation anchor checks Mike Johnson’s shutdown spin in real time #TrumpShutdown

No surprise here. The GOP is not bright enough to see the contradiction...