So the Telegraph story is as reliable as "World War 2 Bomber Found On The Moon"

"bombing schoolgirls is a distraction from trafficking them" prolly hits real hard if you're stupid

Tell you what. This Iran bombing malarkey. Fuel prices will take a hit. Madness at the petrol station

The sympathy/condolences section of Card Factory is full of cards that say 'that's the way it is'.

Still this. And bloke from BT, I'm not your 'pal'

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This is an exceptional thread. Bravo.

It’s almost like the whole panic over migration that seems to grip some political parties is entirely manufactured…

I guess Americans are used to mass killings in a school

I tried the Brits for a bit. Not even a decent Cote Du Rhone is making it tolerable. Going to listen to one of my mum's random jazz cd's instead

What gives Trump the right to kill leaders of other nations, irrespective of how awful they are?

I suppose I should watch the Brits.... but nahhhh

60 YEARS AGO TODAY: The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band make their TV bow on Blue Peter.

Tell me you're in Newcastle without saying you're in Newcastle

Has the Venezuelan lady asked for her bauble back yet?

Wasn't long after this that apartheid fell. Eddy Grant was wot dun it #totp

How goth was 1988! #totp

Vanessa's sax dancers hit the spot #totp

Amazing that Legs and Co often only had a day to unlearn their dance for each week's show.

I am struggling with the dance concept. It's tragedy indeed #totp

Imperial Wizard #TOTP

Liz Mitchell is the best singer that no one has heard of #totp

Loved Lene Lovitch. Although you can get cream for a Lovitch I'd have thought #totp

Mike Read used a full tub of his mum's baby powder to get into his trousers #truestory #totp

John Deacon's tank top may be a sartorial throw back to the war #totp

This was iconic and emotive. I will survive #totp

I already know more from 1979 than I did from 1999! Skids were fab #totp

Was I even alive in 1999? I remember none of this! #totp

Westlife songs are remarkably forgettable #totp

When I was at school, a teacher stood up at lunchtime on day of GE and said: "Gentlemen of the upper 6th do your duty. Go and vote Conservative." True story. I am wondering now if I should retrospectively inform Matthew Goodwin.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Robert Jenrick has defected from Reform to the Greens.

If I read it correctly, Reform are complaining that Muslims didn't vote for them. Can't imagine why!

Spent a day on the phone to various companies advising of my Dad's passing. The last thing I want is a plethora of texts asking how well my call was handled. Fuck that shit

I've had a misconduct in a public office. I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you

The only person convicted on the trafficking and abuse of powerless young people happens to be a woman. I never see that changing.

Like this Lisa Nandy line from her interview with @theguardian.com.

It seems to me that it's only the Curling and possibly Figure Skating are the only winter Olympic sports that doesn't pose a significant risk of death. Even nordic skiing comes with a gun

Watching the ice dancing on mute whilst playing prog rock in the background to see how in sync they are is a fun Olympic pastime

Just beyond parody at this point

When are we going to stop treating women and girls like they are disposable and dispensable.

Just a word of thanks to our fantastic media. Despite my racist bullying at school, having a senior colleague imprisoned for being a traitor, breaking the MP’s Code Of Conduct 17 times, my dodgy house purchase and even being in the Epstein Files, nobody is demanding I resign!

Ed davey saying that thoughts should be with victims today. Thank. You.

This. Also, we must never lose sight of the fact that this scandal has abused girls as victims. Who are being increasingly overlooked.