God I love the Social Sciences & Humanities Research Council of Canada, and its website

Look we all know what really causes autism (positive affect)

Bold of you to presume I've shenanned before.

We've lost Jewel sir

Graphenica

Drunkenly picked a fight with a guy who looked like Viggo Mortensen waiting in line in front of me to get into a concert. He didn't respond. Called him a "discount Viggo Mortensen" before my friends dragged me away. It was Viggo Mortensen.

Crazy to think it's only been four generations since The Boston Molasses Disaster

Spent over an hour trying to figure out why I suddenly couldn't access other devices on my home network from my laptop and turns out it's because I'm a big dummy who let Apple do an OS upgrade that installs a new "security" feature that breaks all your local networking without even telling you

if you die in linux you die in real life

my fellow sickos, let us fucking go

smooth earth, smooth brains, tallow fries, let's go!

updated macos for the first time in two years and wtf

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.

RFK Jr. announces that he is rolling back federal support for The Cure. Starting in October, when it's Friday, whether or not you're in love may vary from state to state.

(nineties surfer dude "bodacious babe" voice) salient points

the goat

people *always* see Superman and Clark Kent in the same place

[guy from the nineties who would always say "everyone's a little bit gay" voice] everyone's at least 10% autistic

well he ain't Brian Live-and-let-live-meade

bro last night was a set of contiguous spacetime points in the intersection of our respective past light cones

Interesting. I wonder if there have been any prior instances of America exercising lawless power

[reading a story about a guy who annoyed everyone so much he was sentenced to death by acclamation] philosophers: this is a story about a guy being cool

Wow Alien Earth is really silly huh

People complain when I say LLMs are useful for configuring neovim bc that's just one narrow application but what these people don't understand is they're good for configuring arch linux too

Genesis 3:19:

I heard Zack de la Rocha and Florence Welch can't even be in the same room.

Come be my colleague!

configuring neovim

PALPATINE: Did you ever hear that the Pixies recorded a second, much slower, version of “Wave of Mutilation?” I thought not. It’s not a record they would sell you at the mall. It’s a slow jam for real heads, and you can only get it in European imports

The Life of Gary

Hearing that the President died violating the cardinal rule of disco (never look where you point)

One of my university's charming quirks is that students can enroll in multiple classes that meet at the same time so every semester kicks off with a handful of emails that basically boil down to "hey prof can I skip your class"

Grow the fuck up

The Kant Car

Back when I was trying to be a Kant guy and at all the talks scholars threw around first Critique passages they memorized in German and English that I hadn't, I always wished Saturday morning teen shows would come up so I could rap the City Guys theme from memory so they knew I knew stuff too.

hammurabi's code: for(eye){eye}

she arch on my snapper till I btrfs

Tag yourself. I'm useless to me.

Learning about setting up btrfs for snapper on arch and honestly it's kind of a mess

Agree this would be optimal

This came to me in a vision

You don't really know someone until you use their keyboard for a sec

it happened in my replies: one or two canadians blocked each other over whether GTA means grand theft auto or greater toronto area

I became a teacher for three reasons: to set up course management systems, worry about AI dissolving my profession, and be broke in my 40s.

But Jamelle assured me The Troops wouldn't be into it