‘Okay, so, there’s this fancy guy and my job is to be his little friend’ be serious

my gpu:

h.p. lovecraft taps into our innate fear of the difficult to describe

Faculty love to make like we're these magnanimous and caring elders who post application advice threads to help the younger generation, but it's a zero-sum game and we're ratcheting up the misery of playing it every year

It is still incredibly funny that Jeremy Renner

Doctor Who ass subplot

We are all less than him

Do you teach #rstats? Do your students complain about how lame and old-fashioned dplyr is? Don't worry: I have the solution for you: github.com/hadley/genzp.... genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.

It's application season so here's a thread with advice for admissions/hiring committees nah jk lol can you imagine

Exactly, Judaism is neither of these things; it's watching Coen brothers movies and saying "nu, reb yid" whenever somebody in a shtreimel gets in your way at the grocery store

You should be able to leave comments on people's wifi ssid's

Less going on here than I was hoping, tbh, but there are a few bright spots that I have theories about.

currently libbing out* *listening to "poundcake" by van halen

Can you guess the track before clicking through?

What are your fav examples of bad lyrics elevated to great songwriting by a sick beat/melody?

aloof wife / mayor boyfriend

I don't see it

There are no atheists in the bsky Cheney gravedance

Whatever happened to that charismatic socialist guy running for mayor of NYC, don't hear so much about him anymore

oh idk coulda been anything really

Interesting what're the two sides

omg guys they're advertising a job in philosophy *and AI*!!!

Keep it up everyone we can end peer-reviewed journals in our lifetime if we just all work together

The first rule of indictment club is,

Man that's rough I hope he lands okay

how bout clayton lil john and he thinks a reason is a fact that says 'YEAH!'

blogs always telling us which philosophy profs have died never how many were born yesterday

The US produces more than 4,000 calories of food per person each day

Is it good? Can't say I learned a whole lot from it personally

*trying to participate in the current conversation* man, did you see that crazy manner m in which the players behaved between times t and t’? never thought I’d see s=<r_v, r_h, h, i, s, b, o> get updated this way

Enshitification👇

I wouldn't, because it would be just a big pile of assumption, conjecture, and anecdata

I have 2 papers that have been rejected by journals, that are totally irrelevant due to the fact that I work in the field of philosophy, which is also why I will never let them go

epistemology is cringe

Ooh have we done epistemic cringe yet

People are fretting about LLM-generated papers putting an end to the journal publication system by overwhelming peer review like that's a bad thing

a coke nail but for parmesan cheese

BREAKING: 12 randomly selected Texans to learn basic DAG stuff courtesy of the state

Me: drat and bother Gf: is that from Winnie the Pooh? Me, putting on a red shirt and no pants: he stole it from me

Reviewing a paper should take six weeks tops

I don't think that's it actually

BREAKING: Two men have been arrested in connection with the heist of France's Crown Jewels from the Louvre

expected research expenses 🤝 the maximum amount the foundation is offering

I’ve thought Philip Goff lost all his philosophical acumen when he found Jesus and now I have the proof

Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, chudling nothing.

Heard they want to ban Gender Chudle by Judith Chudler

As a formal epistemologist AND rhythm game nerd I just came to the realization that the two fields ARE THE SAME---both are about MAXIMIZING ACCURACY