one of the coolest things you could do back in the day was make your username lilchomsky or yungzizek or something like that

May today be a good day 4th you!

I hope Katy Coope is doing alright

"speech acts" are called that because "verbal" means to talk but also "verbs" are what we do. much to think about.

remember when jim sturgess was gonna be the next big thing?

I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine

ethics is pretty easy. just do the right thing. like turn away from evil. haha be a good person lmao

everyone has ADHD except for people with ADHD; they're just stupid.

would you rather have eidetic memory of the intro header to every Wikipedia article (which updates as Wikipedia gets edited and added to over your life) or know the answer to a single specific research question, of your choosing, in infinite granular detail?

happy international workers' day to all proletarians! ✊☭✊☭✊☭✊ petite bourgeoisie though, you're on thin ice 🫵

May the first be with you ✊

straight-laced / streetwear / casual

liking other people's transactions on venmo like they're posts

one of the better things CUNY has going for it is it has no billionaire alumni forcing the admins hand.

learn to listen and love with my full heart

Slugo incel arc

I think a good premise for a zombie or undead creature story would be to give it the uncanny sentience of an AI based on the life of the person they used to be. we can give it introspection just to torture it. Really bring to the fore the metaphor of AI being soulless.

I think excluding Patel deliberately in writing was a way to sow discord among the admin regardless of the outcome although if he had succeeded, naming Vance in the letter would have done so much more damage. it's an interesting, novel failsafe tactic if this is what he was doing.

no one ever let's me do this cause they're worried I'm gonna break something but knowledge is hard-won there are no royal roads in science

an underutilized appliance is the humble dishwasher. you can clean so many things in that—not the least of which the things you use to clean other things.

hey can I come over and tinker with your appliances and gadgets?

ive read enough overwrought psychological thiller manga that I would be really good at designing season three of beasts games.

anticipatory coarticulation and compensatory lengthening both live in my head next to each other and when I need to call on one of them it's purely random which one I actually end up saying.

the purpose of a cistern is what it dews

asking my friend the previous day's wordle (I don't play) and trying to get it right before they tell me outright

I don't have the mental/emotional fortitude to be a woman. if half of people thought i was stupid when I was being deadpan i'd go insane.

guys who are insecure about their height/hairline must have a lot already going well in their life. my insecurities have always centered on not being that funny or not understanding the secret to the magic trick when it's obvious to everyone else. I'm not on the Maslow rung for hair and height yet.

I love that selling your soul for temporary worldly gains is bad and hurts you in real life and not just in fables

The panopticon except it's the warm gaze of parent witnessing your growth to testify to their pride in you

insurance is just gambling against good things happening. this feels like an affront to something.

dying is just your soul breaking character and having to exit the scene

obsessing over my chronotype to optimize my workflow only to realize I'm just stupid all day

Alan Dershowitz's defection to the Republican Party could have a chilling effect on Democrats' ability to recruit authoritarian pro-Netanyahu pedophiles who continually go on Fox News to praise Donald Trump.

obsessed with this

Hoping I get a good grade in "grad school" something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

it's so funny sean hannity is going to hell with all the liberals and secular humanists now

I told @languagedoodad.bsky.social that I was frustrated bc I saw a situation coming and did somuch to avoid it and I still ended up here and he was like that's literally the wisdom of the Ancient Greeks and honestly that really did something for me

One time I played a game of werewolf and didn't put any werewolfs in and kept telling everyone "I don't think there's any werewolves. I think the real werewolf is the rift that's forming between us" so they all voted to kill me and that I think is a metaphor for something or whatever.

accused my roommate of using my lentils without asking and she denied it and now I'm having a crisis of conviction that I was actually missing any lentils in the first place.

Story about a malicious, powerful system that uses people's inexhaustible hope and ability to persevere after tragedy to maintain the status quo. It's healthy and growth that you're not dwelling on the pain and are able to go into work tomorrow actually.

see “cum” in the middle there? that’s written English shitposting

it's so tasteless and repugnant to humanize the source of all evil, sat*n himself. cheap shock gimmick.

The Drama is the best new movie I've seen in years.

This means nothing to a real leftist such as myself. Zohran should have read children's books to Bronx kids with Pushpa Kamal Dahal instead.

Computational linguistics

2016 was an inflection point in so many ways

microdosing microdosing by dosing the normal amount