I was able to reduce all elementary syntatic functions to a single binary operation called merge-move

they should invent another messaging platform. I love checking notifications.

there's no way it's not already friday

they are scrapping the bottom of the barrel. it's gonna happen soon.

Just learned the southern hemisphere's "north star" is called "Sigma Octantis" and it apparently sucks and has weak star energy

Why are you, as a man, being o' war?

what do you think your weird-to-normal knowledge ratio is?

I usually think infantilizing dogs is fine but *Dog-Misogyny is a higher ranked constraint in my system so i try to call senior girl dogs "ladies" or "ma'am"

Is the Popa a Catholic? In this Ohio diner, they aren’t so sure.

just completely phoning it in now all timer

More of you should watch From so i can have someone to talk about whether the show is good or not.

My annoying friend saw a sign that said HOMESICK and panicked that it said HOMESTUCK The fandom is tiiiiiiiired

under full communism politics will still exist but the issues will be like "is it disrespectful to the dead to allow joggers to run through cemetaries" and it's the only thing we'll argue about

The beauty standards for boy and girl dogs are the same their gender theory must be incredibly advanced

We really are a spongebob hero ass country

studying philosophy sucks because sometimes I use "incontinent" to mean "can't choose the right action" but people usually think I'm talking about diarrhea. They laugh at my word choice. They think I'm talking about poop and never virtue.

my go-to ice breakers when I start teach next year are gonna be: is the worst thing you've ever done also the thing you're most ashamed of? and do you guys ever get sad?

imagine being the guy who jesus was subpreaching when he was like "you have heard it said that..."

in Sound of Silence the line "Fool, say I, you do not know" sounds incomprehensible when sung because the necessary disambiguating prosody conflicts with the musical rhythm. This is what I assume listening to songs in a tonal language is like.

I'll consider LLMs language users when they can vaguely articulate their intuitions about a grammaticality judgement

just jogged for the first time in about a year

infinite jest... which i'm sure every man on public transport with an open copy has read

Usopp gets Conqueror Haki

they should have called fools gold "not gold" so that way no one has to get their feelings hurt

one piece is gonna end only for us to find out its actually just part one and One Piece Shippuden: Two Piece is gonna start.

doing a “husband’s run” (early morning grocery run for a missing breakfast item, because i get to wander the store and get whatever else i want) but committing the “husband’s folly” (forgetting the one item i was asked to get, eggs)

happy easter

if friendo has a treat in his mouth and you take it from him he won't growl at you. he'll just let you take it but he'll be confused and probably a little sad and that's why you gotta give it back.

turns out I didn't spontaneously get better at spelling, my keyboard just stopped marking the misspelt words :/

This was basically the original reasoning for why priests in the early Christian church were dissuaded from starting families.

I know I may come as as “cringe,” cheesy, or overly sincere, but it’s only bc I’m cringe, cheesy, and overly sincere

This chart shows just how much trouble Bluesky is in. Sorry but we're cooked.

subscription services are like financial training weights. once sensei gives me permission I will be able to afford a house over night.

They could never make tang nowadays because powders are supposed to do things for you.

In project Hail Mary he can program a translation machine that can get across "head in the clouds" with no problem but can't manage to figure out expletive pronouns.

[Action Required] Your Boingus account is inactive! Your Floop verification code We noticed a new Grft.io login

the science is still out on whether my succs actually benefit from solar maxxing but something everyone can agree with is that they're having fun

Jesus dies on a Friday (probably in the afternoon or evening) then comes back that Sunday. Idk I don't think you can really round that up to "three days" it's 36 hours max.

critical support for agentic ai costing its parent company millions in market cap

Thanks for all the responses but the answer is that it's bad actually

they should invent a pernicious gadfly who challenges the social order who is also everyone's friend that everyone likes

everything that's true is obvious but not everything that is obvious is true and this asymmetry is foundational for science to exist.

can I get grammaticality judgements for the highlighted sentence?

from a percecptual and information theorectic perspective is the optimal strategy when someone asks you "what did you say?" to repeat yourself exactly or reword your sentiment?

it was really nice a few years ago to see philosophers treating Boss Baby with the scholarly seriousness it deserves

there's really only one good movie

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 26,1951

*looking for reasons to justify my outdated education mandate* what if kids have to use a marginal and dying form of payment or become a governor?

I'm like ted lasso in that i have a son I love who lives far away from me and that's as far as the similarity goes actually