We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.

i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip

Elon Musk, embarking on a campaign of comprehensive governmental reform (2025, colorized)

I swear I thought for a second that Clayton McCullough got murdered by that graphic. 🤣

If Marco Rubio sinks back into that couch any more JD Vance is going to fuck him

Hello Cleveland! I’m here for the clams!

Think of this man as you close your eyes. Not DJT. Goodnight 🌙💙

2nd breakfast!

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."