BEEF Season 2 is a lot of fun

John Cornyn keeps cryptically posting Bible quotes on Twitter, like he’s the meek that shall inherit the earth or something it’s hilarious because he’s clearly struggling with the rejection

Maybe half of men just have CTE

Talarico’s partner is extremely Babes of Bluesky-coded

🎶stick some butter in there so it’ll slide in the trash easier 🎵 taking me out, these people 😝

“Baked wings and belongings “ has me holleringgggg 😂😂😂 Another comment section banger about this plate 😩😩🔥🔥

lmaoooo were we the Wild West did I miss that, I thought a cow burned down our city around that time

What's really astonishing is not the far right authoritarian party doing this, but the near-total lack of <loud public collective action> by university chancellors & presidents to oppose this existential crisis. Almost impossible to overstate how total a failure of leadership this is.

New: A federal judge ordered President Donald Trump to respond to “grievous allegations” that his deal with the government to create a $1.8 billion fund to resolve his lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service was the result of a “fraud” on the court www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Aside from Martina McBride, there is a long tradition of women dreaming of killing their abusive husbands in house fires youtu.be/qfKKBDFCiIA?...

Why doesn’t Ted Nugent and Kid Rock play the FashFest, are they worried they won’t get paid

Eye-catching detail in story about the arrest in Texas of ICE agent charged w/ assault: Minneapolis DA says her office has more than 30 add'l open investigations involving federal immigration agents, inc fatal shootings of Good and Pretti. Minn has sued feds to compel them to turn over evidence.

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Martina McBride showing us the real meaning of Independence Day...again.

Yep. Dem strategy assumes people are smart enough to follow. They are not. And what's wild is that people at that level get mad when you treat them like they can keep up! They think you're insulting them. I have literally had grown adults thank me when I do what to me looks like talking down.

The NYT story is heavily curated by Peter's allies, all granted anonymity. Their takes are dutifully transcribed without any pushback. Peter knows how to work the press: in 2023, he got media to reprint the false claim that he was "done with politics" - right before he chose Vance as our VP. 3/

The ABC television network on Thursday accused the FCC of threatening its station licenses as part of a campaign of “unconstitutional retaliation and coercion.”

I wish Gilbert Gottfried was still alive so he could do a Greg Gutfeld impression

there are people who quite literally think that the military budget is about the same as the SNAP budget. I’ve heard it myself

“Free Press” indeed. What a bunch of fucking fascist bullshit

this is really beautiful

Yeah Google functional literacy rates :(

I just now realized the “problem” with Democractic messaging is not that they use “too big” words, but that they use gifted hs/college-level reasoning skills the average American is sitting at a junior high to high school level of verbiage and reasoning skills currently

no ethical dietitian approves food with maggots in it, Gutfeld knows this, he’s just being cynical for his base

Democrats hire me to be mean to people online good

Check out the ratio on the far-right Nazi site. It’s working, people are sick of this and will do anything to defeat these people. Cruel words and shaming will do it

Dems need to do something about the “transgender child mutilation” Besides being evil and sick, it’s a deathly cynical ploy. Just like “abortions after-birth” any sane human over ten should know this literally is medically impossible

the goddamn evangelicals are the heretics, none of them can read let alone read the actual Bible.

The stuff they are throwing at the wall about Talarico on Hellsite is hilarious Get ready for 250 million dollars worth of “transgender mutilating vegan heretic who is also homosexual and satanic”

I know Fox viewers are braindead, but they don’t all live in Oklahoma and Alabama, and I’d have to think some of them realize this is literally impossible Have you seen Duffy talk about this anywhere

I am tired of this world-these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

If only we had some warning this would happen if Trump were elected.

Deep dish pizza is amazing. So are Chicago style hot dogs. Raving about a SPECIFIC hot dog place in Chicago? Ridiculous. They all use beef hot dogs. Portillo's hot dogs aren't more special. Neither is Superdawg, Weiner Circle, or anywhere else. For taste, they are all equally delicious.

Epstein survivor Dani Bensky on Howard Lutnick: He lived right next door. If you were on that block, you saw girls coming and going all the time.

yeah you gotta willie horton ken paxton. have the party committees and super pacs run ads explicitly accusing paxton of covering up for a child abuser. “you love your children and would do anything to protect them. so why would you vote for a man who lets child abusers run free”

Happen!!

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

Woah: Feds arrested a Google employee today, who they say made $1M+ betting on Google-related Polymarket events. Here are a few of the markets the account allegedly belonging to the employee wagered on. abcnews.com/US/google-em...

Update: Morris day posted this to his Instagram account denying he and The Time will be participating.

this is like 🎯

The thing about Chicago is there are very few things about our culture and tourist attractions we don’t all collectively, as Chicagoans, think are the best the country has ever seen lol. It’s not cockiness, it’s just adorable bluster. Not arrogance, just confidence 😜

Not true. Most Chicagoans like deep dish. We just don’t eat it frequently

He’s not wrong!

A few thoughts: 1) Sheri Mecklenburg was a 20-year+ prosecutor. Pretty sure "deep-dive training" would not have prevented this. 2) "After learning of certain conduct by the government in the grand jury during a recent case" notable that Boutros did not date himself here! because...

“‘It sends a chilling message to the entire newsroom,’ Ms. Alfonsi said. ‘I think it was a deliberate choice to penalize a journalist for refusing to sanitize accurate reporting.’” Via NYT

He’s gonna talk about Jesus, he’s gonna shoot some guns, he may kill and eat some sort of animal, it’s not his fault the path to the Glorious Socialist Future runs through Dallas, a place forsaken by God

This is a mark against the "people want dems to put their bodies on the line" stuff

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton