I loathe an audition room where no one talks to you but the pianist.

I was driving to work and looked over to see someone giving me the Vulcan salute! I think it's the first time I've ever seen anyone notice the Star Trek decal that's been on my car for 15 years. How fun!

It's one of those angry, i-should-updats-my-resume kind of days.

My podcast is casting again! If it's your fantasy to *act* in a fantasy, now's your chance!

Am I going to get a call from HR if I google the word "glizzy"?

Unlocking new holds in class! Getting stronk!!!

Is there a higher compliment than your 23 year old sister telling you that your outfit "eats"??? 😭😭😭

I just signed up for a meeting about being a dog foster. I'm nervous! Why am I nervous???

Is there an account on here that's aggregating the posts that are like... silly stories? On IG they always show me the beginning of posts like this to get me to join Threads, but I'm not gonna do that. I just want to read stories of weird situations or funny anecdotes. Help!

A migraine WHILE I'm on my period seems like cruel and unusual punishment.

I'm going to lose my mind if I see another AI event poster. They're all the same, and they're all TERRIBLE. It makes me so angry!!!

Monday is normally one of my days off, but today I'm working 3 jobs back to back. Send caffeine.

People are truly awful, and I just want this whole debacle to be over. I've cried, I've yelled, I've cried some more. And all because I found a dog who needed help, and I didn't walk away.

Holy shit, the first episode dropped. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE FIRST EP OF SEASON 2 DROPPED?!?!?! #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast

Too much crying this morning, so we went on a photo shoot at work to distract from life.

#7

Today was really hard.

It's been a hell of a week. Looking at huge vet bills for a dog that isn't mine, and another brain surgery in Brandt's future (less invasive but still...). So now's a good a time to mention our nerdy apparel and accessory shop: @bleachykeen.bsky.social We also do custom orders and small runs!

It's been a long fucking week, and I don't work on Mondays.

"Pets are personal property" is a fucked up sentence, and I hope I never hear it again.

I girl bossed so hard today.

Fun night at the Professor Shyguy show at The Rino! @sunshinenhurcns.bsky.social @professorshyguy.bsky.social @blytherenay.com

If you're in KC, come see the Pride parade I'm throwing on my eyelids tonight!!! And like watch me and @professorshyguy.bsky.social play our show or whatever. All ages!!!

Up early to walk the parade with my cousin's dance studio. Obviously the boy came with us. Got a @professorshyguy.bsky.social concert tonight at The Rino, if you're in KC!! First one we've done in a long time, because of his brain surgery.

Happy Pride, Historians!! #AudioFiction

Took the baby to the vet today. He is definitely emaciated but is not showing signs of long term malnourishment, which is good. @professorshyguy.bsky.social and I took him to the pet store today to get food, treats, and toys!

Any animal rescuers have advice on how to proceed? She knows I have him but hasn't said anything else all day. He may have some neurological issues (balance, following walls, etc). He is also fairly emaciated. I'm concerned they can't or don't want to take care of him, but want to tread lightly.

Any animal rescuers have advice on how to proceed? She knows I have him but hasn't said anything else all day. He may have some neurological issues (balance, following walls, etc). He is also fairly emaciated. I'm concerned they can't or don't want to take care of him, but want to tread lightly.

So.... This is Nugget. He is chipped, but when I texted the owner and asked if they were missing their dog, they said (and I quote) "Yes." And that was 4 hours ago. So. Weird?

My evening took a weird turn when I found this dog just... Wandering??

It's still June 3rd somewhere. Happy birthday Eisen.

My whole house is locked in on this. Infuriating and fascinating.

TAFCON is only 11 days away, but you can still get digital tickets! Come watch our main stage on June 14! www.eventbrite.com/e/tafcon-dig...

If you don't listen to my gay, found-family audio drama series you're homophobic. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

I've been reading a management book for work, and it's so boring and repetitive that I feel like I've been reading it for 10 million years. Let me get through it so I can get back to my weird horror and lesbian sci-fi shit already!!

Good morning! Time to get out of bed and go build some muscle in the weirdest way possible.

What the latest Game Changer episode has taught me is that no one knows how to fucking curtsy. Comment "curtsy" to get my exclusive pdf about how to properly perform this formal greeting! Then buy my 10 part series on how growing up as a dancer can ruin you.

It's Pride month! And as we all know, I don't get to keep my alphabet card unless I kiss someone who's NOT a cis-man this month. So applications are open!

Hey, chat. Is this gay?

Happy #Pride from Portland's all-queer magical girl rock band, Magica Riot! In celebration of Pride, I'm running sales on Itch for my ebooks & audiobooks. Any title is 40% off or get 'em in a discounted bundle! Here's the ebook bundle - the whole adventure so far for $7! itch.io/s/187271/mag...

This podcast is so good, and it deserves way more attention than it got. Check it out if you like horror! @jonaskyratzes.bsky.social is amazing, truly.

A very good birthday filled with some of my favorite humans (including some baby time!!!), some outdoor time, an afternoon tea, and brand new Betsey Johnson boots. 😍😍😍

It's my birthday!!!

Did you know Mr. Bean is an alien?

Am I the only musical theater fan who didn't know that Reeve Carney was the love interest in the music video for Trouble by Taylor Swift??

Why isn't noodling called fishting?

God, I wish people understood what narcissism actually is. I get so tired of hearing it thrown around.

Sam Richardson is going to be at my job on Friday. And I'm not sure how I'm going to refrain from singing things like "little buff boys" and "devereeeeeuuuuuux..." at him the whole time.

I wish SNL had fully committed to yesterday's episode and aired the whole thing in black and white.

Overheard at work: "Of course I've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'm gay."