What it feels like to throw away for in front of my dog

I thought it said “Missy fought me & won”

When I hit “search this area” in google maps, it has NEVER shown me BLACKPINK

I was on a shoot at a facility owned by Tech N9ne and I was so stoked about it!

🎶Attend the tail of Peeny Prod, the Semen Barber of Skeet Skeet 🎶

The McRib is the chicken mcnugget of pork.

Wicked. More like Liquid. (I cried a bunch of times)

On our way to ColossalCon north! We haven't done this one before, so I'm excited, but a little nervous about how many people will show up for the @professorshyguy.bsky.social shows. Fingers crossed!!! #colossalcon

My guess. Tr*mp is gonna release the Epstein files super doctored without him in them, it’ll be mostly Democrats, and he’ll say “I was trying to protect the Democrats, that’s why I fought so hard to stop them”

“We need a prominent human in the Avatar movies, should we make him relatable?” “No, make him a white guy with dreads that literally hisses at people”

Needed to make a little music with @professorshyguy.bsky.social

The show this Thursday is all ages! And will rock hard, we’ll have our drummer jamming with us as well!

Playing Sk8bar in Kansas City in a week (Nov 6) Old friend Crunkwitch is coming to Kansas City, let’s show him how rad it is here! You’ll be rewarded with sick jams. Phase Distorter is also gonna jam. @blytherenay.com and Jaylen will be performing with me so it’ll be Shyguy in full force!

My mom in talking in the family group chat about how she foud my bible from when I was 16 and that she'll "send it when I'm ready". I'm good. I don't need a book about "loving everyone" from a lady who says the n word. I'm not a person to her, I'm a challenge.

One of my favorite parts of the live action Tekken movie is how everyone is afraid of Yoshimitsu, but nobody mentions that he’s the only one allowed to bring a sword to a fist fight.

One Battle After Another was described as a screwball adventure. I mean kinda, lol, it’s VERY CURRENTLY RELEVANT which kind of takes a bit of the screw away from the ball. It was awesome, though. Super stressful and Benicio Del Toro was 11/10.

We had such an amazing @professorshyguy.bsky.social show on Friday. I really needed that. 💜💜💜

It’s spirit week for the musical I’m in. We’re doing “white lies” today.

Maybe the rapture DID happen and if being Christian was a prerequisite then nobody was worthy.

When you zoom way way way in on any sphere, it looks flat. Characteristic of flat earther’s very very narrow view and refusal to see the big picture.

We play tonight in Kansas City 3 groovy and/or dancey bands!

Republicans be like “I haven’t talked to you in 20 years and hate gay people but I can’t believe you would unfriend me on Facebook because of that. You’re so hateful”

One of my songs got 1000 streams in a day on Spotify, I guess somebody put a bot on it. I know I didn’t. CD baby removed the entire album without telling me & when I appealed, they said “we know you probably didn’t do it but we aren’t reinstating or refunding anything” We’re in hell.

I watched a video of my #Borderlands4 mission last night, and was SO happy with the result! I have loved Claptrap for a looooooong time, and getting to have SUCH fun interactions with him was a real joy. I am so lucky to have my voice next to @jimforonda.bsky.social 's.

The Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack is stupid. It shouldn’t be that good. It’s too good. It’s way way too good.

Well, bad luck birthday again this year. Luckily before my mom’s call & the end of the night were GREAT. Got butter chicken from my favorite local Indian place. Watched Weapons, one of my favorite movies, with a couple friends who hadn’t seen it. Played a bunch of Borderlands 4 w/ my best friend.

Borderlands 4 is out and I'm a talking toilet. Good night, world.

When a movie is stressful and needs an instantly calming likable person, they keep getting David Jonsson and it’s a perfect choice. He played an “emotionless android” in Alien and was instantly endearing.

The part I didn’t like about the new Conjuring movie is when they were like “the Warrens pushed forward paranormal research at a time when it was ridiculed”. So yeah, they were frauds who opened the floodgates for more frauds to prey on the vulnerable. Good job, yall.

Playing in Kansas City later this month! We’re doing the narrative set, also playing with my friend Beth’s band. I hadn’t played with her in over 10 years and we both ended up in Kansas City! It’s all ages, so expect fight a couple children to press the button.

Making a Toxic Avenger movie with a-list actors was a gamble and damn did it pay off. That movie ruled hard. #thetoxicavenger

AutoZone sold me a brand new battery that didn’t work. Which means they also sold me a heart attack when my car didn’t turn on. They swapped it out no problem. Just a heart attack.

I just did my first musical audition since college, and my first dance call ever. look, for my first dance call I feel very happy with the way it went. The one thing that didn’t have me do was sing, and that’s my strong suit, lol.

When auditioning for musicals should I get one of those realistic rubber masks of Ben Platt’s face and say “I’m doing Waving Through a Window from the movie version of Dear Evan Hansen”

So, Weapons was an absolute banger of a film

Sometimes when I’m by myself, but in public, I will still talk out loud to memes on my phone. And if I notice somebody near me sometimes I’ll say “send“ so they think I’m texting.

Here to watch @blytherenay.com sing and dance!

Just got out of seeing the movie “Together” and damn I loved it. I had a little fear that it would be just a sad gore-fest, it’s not that at all.

My first couple years I was making fake chiptune. I finally switched to LSDJ when a local fan gifted me a Game Boy and LSDJ. In love LSDJ, nothing can quite emulate the chip of a Game Boy.

Mr Fanstatic. More like Mr Jimmy Taco.

Please stop putting Jared Leto in movies.

If they don’t make more of these I’m going to fake threaten to cancel my subscription to Dropout.

Here comes a Game Changer @dropout.tv

Had a blast at PlayOnCon! 2nd time doing the narrative set, and learning quick that kids take the side of the Game Boy villain. We’ve already been brainstorming a “chapter 2” that will lean into that idea…

I want a J.V. Martzoukas show #taskmaster

No shade to the other players, but if you ask me to your Musicals Themed Jeopardy panel, I might mess around and beat 2nd place by over triple their score.

A pup came to our set on Tuesday

Tonight we jam at Sk8bar with Sister Paulfrom Tokyo and Rocky the Ramone! We’re doing our new “narrative set” we’ve been working on with some tuneups since our last show!

We premiered our “narrative set” last night where we’re not outwardly telling a story, but there is a story happening. It went smooth from our perspective, and the audience responded super well! It feels like the first huge step in all our small steps trying figure out what this new set is.