this is just Some Dude

i wish i didn't look and sound and act like a man. i wish i was a woman

🎶 i'm like a bird, i'm hella fuckin' gay i don't know where my soul is, but i know where her hole is🎶

love to get a job interview for the first time in so long i cant even remember, find myself with the "lump in my throat" kind of anxiety and wondering why i thought trying to go into this industry was a good idea given the kind of person i am (nonpassing tranny)

Sunrise talking to an Australian living in Israel doing the "boo hoo i'm so scared and unsafe" thing and then she busts out the "this war was necessary for us to cut off the head of international terrorism" lmao

wearing a Tamagotchi on my carabiner to flag that i'm responsible and nurturing

weeaboo calling my pussy V-san

pitching myself to potential partners like "i could be your homely, tolerable wife"

taking part in the traditional culture of my people (cranking Meteora up and dissociating under the shower)

could go a pouch of winnie red and a packet of tally hos

i need to start working out more. maybe toned arms, strong legs and an ass forged from a million squats would make up for my dog ugly face and offputting personality

impatiently awaiting a new Majuular video even though it's only been a few months since he released that massive Two Worlds one

they should invent a SarhBear with a job and a girlfriend and a fully painted warhammer army

it's been like a dozen years but i still go like "oh damn that really does look so much better" after doing my eyebrows when they've been left to grow like a wildforest for months

thinking about replaying Final Fantasy VII Remake part one on Steam Deck even though it's only been like a year since i played it for the first time on my desktop and i have a trillion games i've never even booted up waiting to be played

what that Amoongussy do?

ya'll ready for Athletic Androgyne Autumn?

picking random brushes and seeing what happens

"Duel Citizens"

quirked up iron chef with a little bit of swag busts down sexual style, Is he goated?

oh hey, HLJ finally have the MG Heavyarms Gundam i did as a backorder last August. they just need to get the Shenlong Gundam and Tallgeese I in now

noctis relatable character arc of being like no one understands me but my discord gf meanwhile she’s grooming him to kill himself the entire time

hacky transsexual rapper that rhymes "dilator" with "die later"

trimming my bush is like plucking my eyebrows when i have bangs, ain't nobody seeing that

fed fans tuning into elimination chamber today like

Speedbon Mike Pomuley 🔥

trans journalists are journalists before they're trans

It's not the coffee, it's the company

Transition timeline

death to Australia too, for that matter

death to Israel. death to America

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

it's funny how trans journalists understand "don't buy wizard boy merch or support wizard boy media" but can't get their head around "it's bad to work for the places that actually laid the groundwork for and disseminate wizard boy lady's hate"

it's really easy to not work for the place manufacturing consent for trans genocide. most people don't work there

trans journalists are journalists before they're trans

i am looking forward to declaring Nintendoom when i wake up in the morning and see that Pokemon x Nobunaga 2 wasnt announced at this presents thing in a couple of hours

reverse bechdel test where its 2 men on a podcast who manage to go the entire time without complaining about a woman

what if i loved myself unconditionally?

degrade me like one of your daikon radishes

He’s worth at least $20!! #aewdynamite

Explaining AEW wrestling chants to people "This is Brody King, his signature chant is 'Fuck ICE' because he once wore an Abolish ICE shirt to a mexican show and he coincidentally got a push around the time of the ICE protests" "This is Ricochet. His signature chant is 'Bald' because he is bald"

i wish i knew how to function as a person and have a job and friends and relationships instead of just being an awkward empty husk

i wish i was a real person with desires and drives and a personality of my own

ever since i was a little kid i kind of just reflected the people around me. i pick up their speech habits and mannerisms, copy the kinds of things they're into to try and relate and fit in. when i'm alone by myself i kinda just sit there blank and do nothing like a machine sitting in standby

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Effy doing what Tony Khan't

Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-