Jensen Huang does not get dunked on enough. I'd give that guy the biggest swirlie imaginable.

If you see someone gambling, you should give them a huge fucking turbo wedgie

Cancel your dang subscriptions already

They need to start taking the president's internet away at 4pm. At that point he can have his milky and a picture book, then it's off to bed.

Decentralize the internet again

Kinda cathartic when some big software infrastructure goes down. Fuck your cloud service.

If you're reading this, switch to Linux right now. 🔫

Semi trucks are less than cars. Sub-vehicular filth.

Why the fuck would you buy an iPhone

Stop DDoSing Arch Linux and RuneScape, I need those

Last night I was mortified to find that there was an Amazon Alexa on my network, and it was just spitting out ipv6 router advertisements. If you don't know that much about ipv6, any other device will just take an RA and use it, and they're unblockable with most hardware. Fuck.

Why do peertube and odysee have to suck big taters

Microsoft is genuinely unusable, what the fuck

It may very likely be the most popular MMO right now, but I still don't have any friends in RuneScape lmao

I'm pretty sure hold music was designed to inflict psychologic damage

If you shit on someone for using AI and then turn around and use a Google/Microsoft product, you might want to reevaluate.

Repost this image to get instantly banned from the U.S

Just for the record: Fuck Israel.

Fuck em up LA.

They forget they answer to US

It would be so incredibly disappointing if they kissed and made up, I don't even want to think about it. Then again, they will never not be walking on thin ice in any of their relationships, so there's a silver lining.

I strongly suggest starting your day like this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nedx...

Corporations have no place on BlueSky and they should be made to regret ever coming here.

Pam Bondi gives a bad name to all bitches, fr. I don't even know what to call her. I don't even want to do Satan that dirty.

I know he brings bad luck everywhere, but it's kind of fortunate that JD is cursed... I hope he's fucking miserable.

Do you think the stock market would go up or down if the GOP all died in a fire?

Can someone take the lock off Elon's wiki page? I need to add to the personal life section: "Elon Musk has no friends and will die alone."

The only way we can take advantage of these idiots crashing the stock market is to literally never give them your money ever again. Let them have their worthless companies.

Trump announcing tariffs

God I wish I was Finnish

They threw me in the web development mines.

Just in case you don't want to insult anyone who bought a Tesla several years ago, here is what the newer models look like! Unfortunately they're all ugly and uninspiring, and the Model X hasn't received any updates, so it may be a bit tricky to pick them out.

The giant spiders in the enchanted forest are free you can just take them

Take a glimpse into a crazy fucked up world where dogs are made of slime

YEA, - dashare.zone ADMIN

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.

Anybody ever go on here and think "Wow, I wish Marc Cuban would shut the fuck up."

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

To keep up the daily posts, this is just a reminder to punch a nazi.

Some federal employee should set up a honeypot on their network that installs ransomware on any sucker that falls for it. Just put "DEI" somewhere in the name and a DOGE twat is sure to bite.

If you were a 20 something year old nazi, with your name and face known to the whole world, I bet your risk of bodily harm would be pretty high. 🤔

On the bright side, it's going to feel really good to piss on Elon's grave one of these days.

The 8th amendment doesn't protect rodents, right?