I like this nativity scene. Lucy is the Holy Virgin Mother. Charlie Brown, her husband. Snoopy, I'm guessing, is a wise man. And, finally, Woodstock is Emmanuel, the promised of ages.

ordering 64 drills 50 impact drivers 48 industrial batteries 22 circular saws 12 chainsaws 220 screwdrivers and wrenches

I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.

The party has taken a turn youtu.be/6jAlDVxPz8o?...

We're keeping Western spies away by partying to this sound youtu.be/KegTv8H2QQM?...

We're partying in my house GSPD – Евродэнс (Official Video) www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hV3...

We're coping by listening to .... www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AO9...

"Dad, can we play 'The Bears Still Suck?'" No, we cannot.

Who doesn't love a mid-game shockingly large energy bill reminder?

The dancing in our living room has begun.

Should have dropped that INT but I ain't mad.

Dog = WALKED Frozen Pizzas = IN THE OVEN Packers = ON TV

My wife is in California and trying to make me jealous. (It's working)

The great thing about being a transit nerd is that I’ve never respected Elon Musk

It's funny that Republicans panicked about the increase in IRS staffing and acted like we were enabling a rogue agency to attack the nation And now they're cheering an actual rogue agency kidnapping and murdering people.

Good morning, Packer fans! It's game day! Time to get serious. Take a shower. Put on your party underwear. Get your beers cold and aligned in the fridge. Make all your important phone calls well ahead of kickoff.

rightwingers always call women “too emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a “fucking bitch” after she’s dead

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing

It's time to start pre-gaming for Packers vs. Bears tomorrow.

a government agent, who murdered a civilian for peacefully protesting, flying a dont-tread-on-me flag is such a perfect distillation of the maga ethos it almost feels fake

The next time someone mentions "The Great Peshtigo Fire" be sure to ask "Which one?"

Amy Klobuchar voted for one of Trump's nominees the day after a woman in her state was murdered by ICE.

After World War II, a number of propagandists were executed their part in stoking hatred and genocide

Vance might be the most dishonorable person in American public life. "Deranged leftist" is beneath contempt.

“Nail a game of screaming Simon Says with a gun pointed at you or you die” is not a free country

I wonder if anyone will revisit their charitable interpretations of Elon’s definitely-not-a-Nazi-salute

This read like an ad for swallowing.

I'm up way too late playing with my website. cheeseturds.neocities.org/YouTubeHits

Every college town is like "We have really thriving but shitty bluegrass and reggae scenes!"

Bartender, I'll have a Tom & Jerry. Leave the tub.

Is this the Heated Rivalry show everyone is talking about?

This week hasn't been all shit. Score!

that they literally killed Good is a bit on the nose.

Brb… chingaing la friggin migra

*I* want a show.

Really fun group discussion over on Twitter about what “murder” actually is. Learning a lot!

This is why you prosecute the Bush administration officials for the torture program

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

I'm not sure how we're all supposed to attend stupid work Teams meetings for our bullshit jobs today

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

Seems like a university might not want to keep administrators whose reckless incompetence just cost the school half a million dollars.

These three phones all kinda work. If anything, it's the old phone cords into the wall that are failing.

Microsoft's CEO Nadella is right that AI is like a multiplier for your mind—it's just that the multiplier is 0.7

Bitch if you don’t want to pray to the saints, Martin Luther gave you an off-ramp around 500 years ago.

[having to do 60 consecutive minutes of work for the first time since about Dec. 18] "Man, I'm spent. Today has been a killer."

It's been 5 years since I stopped listening to John Maus' music.

40% off the ugliest pair of Dr. Martens I've seen in a long time.

three bylines, six months late, almost zero new information we hadn't reported months ago. lowercased our name and mentioned deep in the story. no link to us. said they couldnt find the govt privacy document (we did). good job wall street journal