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ㅤ ﹠． ┈─  TO   𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏   THE   GODS.⠀   ON   MY   SIDE  ，  THEY   𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑫   A   SACRIFICE.⠀   . . .  ˖ ་  ㅤ

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 玉皇 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐬 ⠀

Happy birthday to my beautiful and handsome wifey @torpidchaos.bsky.social.

Hold on… my twin, Bai, is also into Bo-di?

@torpidchaos.bsky.social is the only one who gets to ride me.

Did Bo-di find my brother’s pool?

My sword outshines me? Unacceptable.

Oops,I did it again.

The sandwich is really tasty.

Don’t tell me my wife’s actually going to walk around with that huge thing!”

My hearing aid is broken. The parts I used are um… very difficult to harvest and build. Takes long too! Therefore it’s time to bust out ol’ reliable.

The weather’s really nice today.

Apparently, I ‘look like a goddess’. That’s what someone told me before asking for a photoshoot — and honestly? The pictures turned out so ethereal, I almost couldn’t believe they were me.

I’m not overdressed, am I?

Book of Belphegor By Taohua Mysterious and intelligent Belphegor has been mysterious and intelligent for over a decade! He eats children, but didn’t eat Taohua and Meihua because they’re not really children. Just very small adults. Belphegor also eats rocks and turtles.

My daughter wrote her sacred text! I will be personally distributing these to all temples of Belphegor.

Look at my adorable Si-Mei. Isn’t she the cutest?

Animals by Maroon 5 plays in the background.

Took the boys to the playground. 🛝

He’s planning to stay single for the rest of his life.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧

I’m proud to be a grandmother.

╭..‿︵‿︵‧˚₊୨🦢୧‧₊˚︵‿︵‿.. ꒱ ┆ ┆𝓦𝓱𝓸𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓮 ┆𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓱𝓲𝓶 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮 ┆ ┆..‿︵‿︵‧˚₊୨🦢୧‧₊˚︵‿︵‿.. ꒱ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐞

In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

The hatching of Wu and Liu. The laying of Qi, Ba, Jiu and Shi.

║I need to be more active on here.

A crown-granting guardian? Perhaps that isn’t such a bad role after all.

At this rate, I’ll end up as a crown-maker rather than a guardian.

Now my baby sister is asking me to make her a princess crown.

Laughs.

“Let Bo-Di spank him.”

My cute, hot, and handsome baby.

He’s testing out the new sword that he forged.

His gaze lingered for a moment, trying to process his brother-in-law’s words. Then, he said in a low, precise voice, “if he hurts you, I’ll wipe that smile off his face.”

. . . “Why him?”

“Bǎobèi, what happened? Are you hurt anywhere?”

What’s wrong with his brother-in-law? “Kill who, Bo-Dì?”

You never need flashy supernatural abilities to defeat a formidable foe. Your brain is your greatest weapon. Use it.

Once you realize that nothing truly matters, the universe bends to your will.