I need to get through this date without losing control.

I get to spend time with my grandchildren. @heilong.bsky.social, take care of my son @torpidchaos.bsky.social.

Kidnaps @torpidchaos.bsky.social to the mortal realm.

Qing-ge is not happy.

Look at jiejie’s cute pandas!

This is going to be fun.

#danmeiRP | #OCRP | #mvrp 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐵𝑎'𝑎𝑙 - 𝐷𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑠, 𝑤𝑎𝑟, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝐺𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑦 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ

𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 — 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇

𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘐 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥.

Bo-Di, bring my wife back home safe and sound, understood?

My wife is dangerously irresistible.

I’m telling mother.

Grim Reaper.

@torpidchaos.bsky.social wants tanghulu.

My wife brings out a different side of me.

The fragrance of compassion travels farther than any sword. Huā Jìng Xiānshēng : — Founder of the Peach Blossom Sect

Sit. Breathe. Even Heaven waits.

Delete it!

┏━━━━━ ✦❘༻༺❘✦ ━━━━━┓ —— 𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐔𝐀 | 𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐁 —— 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 | 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚 | 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝 more infos down below ⁀➷ ┗━━━━━ ✦❘༻༺❘✦ ━━━━━┛

ㅤ ﹠． ┈─  TO   𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏   THE   GODS.⠀   ON   MY   SIDE  ，  THEY   𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑫   A   SACRIFICE.⠀   . . .  ˖ ་  ㅤ

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Happy birthday to my beautiful and handsome wifey @torpidchaos.bsky.social.

Hold on… my twin, Bai, is also into Bo-di?

@torpidchaos.bsky.social is the only one who gets to ride me.

Did Bo-di find my brother’s pool?

My sword outshines me? Unacceptable.

Oops,I did it again.

The sandwich is really tasty.

Don’t tell me my wife’s actually going to walk around with that huge thing!”

My hearing aid is broken. The parts I used are um… very difficult to harvest and build. Takes long too! Therefore it’s time to bust out ol’ reliable.

The weather’s really nice today.

Apparently, I ‘look like a goddess’. That’s what someone told me before asking for a photoshoot — and honestly? The pictures turned out so ethereal, I almost couldn’t believe they were me.

I’m not overdressed, am I?

Book of Belphegor By Taohua Mysterious and intelligent Belphegor has been mysterious and intelligent for over a decade! He eats children, but didn’t eat Taohua and Meihua because they’re not really children. Just very small adults. Belphegor also eats rocks and turtles.

My daughter wrote her sacred text! I will be personally distributing these to all temples of Belphegor.

Look at my adorable Si-Mei. Isn’t she the cutest?

Animals by Maroon 5 plays in the background.

Took the boys to the playground. 🛝

He’s planning to stay single for the rest of his life.