I never had a teacher believe in me like this.

@pantspants.bsky.social Summertime.

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Talked to @rosie.com tonight and it was weirdly sobering. Sometimes I forgot how close we are to losing our democracy

@neptune45.bsky.social FYI: How to deal with a star . . .

34% of eligible voters didn't even bother waddling into a voting booth, not even with their very republic on the line. Audie Murphy's at 7k rpm in his grave. Diaper Don called them "losers & suckers" on multiple verified occasions. FACT. Those who seek to be ruled, so shall they be ruled.

~170 schoolgirls deleted by USA ordinance. USA: "oops! Will gas cost more now?" Elon shock-starved 100's of thousands to death, then humiliated & ruined the careers of countless Americans while he chainsaw danced. People keep buying Teslas & using Twitter/X. I'm gonna go BBQ a fuckin bald eagle.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

NTSB/TSB, it's time for new rules. Every child in every grade school on our continent should be taught & tested on how to fasten an airplane seatbelt, where the emerg exits are, and how to apply an O2 mask. Then we can stop the incessant squawking before every single stupid flight.

Air Canada, the seatbelt spiel, both Eng/Fr, we're halfway to the destination by the time they STFU. No earbuds when the announcement light is on. They now play ads on the seatbacks before you can put headphones on. More ads each time. Same ad 2x - I'll never buy Nissan again in my entire life.

Always whining, I know, BUT - gas stations that throw ads at me while I'm dumping whatever money I have left into my car - I try to avoid them as best I can, but I always press the intercom & ask them to stop the ad. Worked once. Only way around this is to boycott the products being advertised.

We know by the efforts to obfuscate, delay & redact that he rode kids. How old were these girls, though? Were they all girls? 12? Older? The people who knew but continued to support him in covering it up - Bondi, Patel, Bongino, Johnson, etc & STILL supported him. Choke on the shame.

After all Elon did to starving people, the humiliation & career sabotage of tens of thousands of Americans, then gyrating in total glee w/ a fake chainsaw - in the nation that made him most of his fortune. Our so-called liberal influencers & sanctimonious celebs, still on Twitter, making Elon $.

What's making MTG "ghosts of xmas future" so hard lately?

I underestimated the moral cowardice of MOST leaders & talents I believed had character. Elon starves the planet's poorest, humiliates & fires 1000's of essential people - as he cavorted jovially with a prop chainsaw. 99% of 'celebs' are still Tweeting, making Elon $. chatgpt.com/share/69048c...

Swalwell: “There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions”

Time for Jimmy Kimmel to go to satellite like Howard Stern had to. The FCC can officially fuck off. Brendan Carr can fuck off. Domestic enemy in the Oval Office. Be funny if people actually MEANT it when they swore that oath. Things would be rowdy. But they're just saccharine words meaning nothing.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Lois, was Kal circumcized on Krypton before being zapped to Earth? Perhaps his skin was vulnerable pre-adolescence? I'm more concerned about his nocturnal flatus - you said it's getting worse? Car alarms is one thing, but Lois, you could lose your legs! You've every right to complain. Text me 2nite.

Just saw the raw footage of the Kirk shooting. I hope his kids never have to see it.

I assume there's no polite way to complain about a colleague's vocal fry (your voice sounds like a farting toad riding a distant lawn mower), so I'm gonna send a mailer to every home, p/o box and business in the province accusing all citizens equally.

YOU TURNED BY BEAUTIFUL PRIUS INTO A NIGHTMARE!

After all the propaganda, lies, dishonest algorithms in Twitter/X, why don't people delete their Twitter accounts? How much damage does Elon have to do to your country, that it pierces the veil of narcissism? Easy for me to say, I don't have millions of followers. "Not buying Tesla" isn't sacrifice.

😂😂 Just saw someone posted this on Twatter.

❗️Tests of 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones, on fiber optic. At the tests organized by the BRAVE1 cluster, new "wing" drones on fiber optic cable were shown, this UAV is claimed to be able to cover a distance of 50 km.

Think this team rename might be more fitting for what's actually in Washington

What celebs/notable accounts are on BlueSky now and NOT on Twitter? Why is it so easy to leverage narcissism? The things that Elon did, the way he skewed the algorithms on Twitter to his leanings, and who deleted their Twitter accounts? When it comes to personal sacrifice, people always cave.

Literally shit for brains 🧠….

The Proclaimers sing of walking 500 miles and then 500 more to be the man that winds up at your door. It’s important to note that they are Scottish. Scotland at its widest point is 275 miles. We can therefore conclude they are either 1) liars or 2) idiots that walk into the ocean

Looks like the gov't goons are getting bored with rousting sleeping women & children during their pre-dawn "Überfalls". If they'd rather be going Kristallnacht on...what does the Constitution they swore to say, oh right here it is - a "well-regulated militia", they're doing everything right!

If I imply that "Frau Lampshade" (Marjorie Taylor Greene) is angry with the very air she breathes, because of her appearance - does that violate BlueSky policies? If so, I won't do it. How could a bumpkin scrub like her be worth $50m thanks to insider trading & *still* be unhappy?

Masked ICE officials trying to secret away a busload of shackled people, some citizens waving documents, to a secret airfield & plane bound for hell, if not for a news van in pursuit. Wasn't this the underlying principle behind the 1st *and* 2nd Amendments? Can we even recognize a 'domestic enemy'?

Three good things I can say about Russia: They had a fantastic early space exploration program. Their citizens tend to be well educated. The CCCP had the best f'king national anthem ever. Proud of Canada, truly - but our anthem HAS to change. It is as rousing as a dog yawning.

In the future, I suspect history books will look back on this era soberly & pragmatically & see it was Rupert Murdoch, and not the diapered, golfing sow of a president, who caused the most collective harm to the USA. His propaganda leveraged profound gullibility to a near-endgame result.

I agree with Maxine.....

At the end of Movin’ Out you hear him driving away on a motorcycle and you know he probably had to come back the next day like “I’m just here for my dress shoes and humidifier” *motorcycle sounds*

Try unseeing this. You're welcome.

*Jesus' wife throwing a picture down on the kitchen table and asking whose footprints those are*

Found in London.

Accidentally brushed up against MTG at the gun store. She wasn't packing, but she was tucking.