Let’s go Oak-land

Kid’s out there living his best life

Independence Day. My expectations were way too high but the combo of the stupidity of the critical plot point combined with the product plug for Apple really pissed me off for some reason. Didn’t help that it was considered a long movie at the time, either. EIGHT REELS, NINETY MINUTES.

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make

He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”

Among other things, I think he was the first person I saw routinely criticized for showing up, as if that made you inherently phony. He taught me a lot about leadership and stewardship. I think this is the greatest speech I’ve ever heard. It’s long but doesn’t miss: youtu.be/6RCARIpVDLU?...

What I love the most about rock and roll music is that no matter how old I get l still feel young and stupid listening to it. So: Mama knows but she don’t care She’s got her worries, too

At the risk of being pedantic I believe Mount Rushmore is the Mount Rushmore of white boys

Tucker DeVries has extreme “guy who yells at refs in the over-30 league” energy

Keaton gets zero respect

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

Anyone who does not believe these people should be punished shares their lack of humanity and should not be trusted

Thanksgiving Dinner Photos : 304s

As opposed to just having all of the government being actively blackmailed by an international child sex trafficking ring, which poses no security risk at all

Cool, can’t wait for the remake of Testament where dad comes home

Christ, I shoulda figured but

Her hair is Harlow gold

Watch with sound on

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

Sick and tired of the media trying to normalize New Jersey like this

God, the fucking dullards who cover Wisconsin sports make me thankful for the Chicago guys. Did not think that was possible.

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

Get paid, young man

Investigations Charges Trials Prison Repeat #AbolishICE Prosecute ICE Agents

Hats off to AK for managing to screw this up twice somehow

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

We’re democratizing money

We’re All in the Epstein Files My Ass (I’m Not in the Epstein Files)

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

Commander USA - Monster Demolisher : 148s

Can comfirm from MN, as can anyone who lives here, that not a THING has changed except little Bovino isnt peacocking around the streets anymore. And there hasn’t been a third high-profile murder of a white person yet. But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...

Above all else these people are fucking morons

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Shock G’s estate should sue this asshole

What the hell did Tom Arnold do now

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

It’s a little thing but good lord are these people losers, just the absolute weakest shit imaginable trying to make themselves look good

A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days

Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.

I thought Ben Gazzara was dead

It's hard to overstate how ell-organized the portland march that got gassed was... organizers made the crowd promise to be peaceful, said the march would slow in front of the ICE building but not stop, that we would stick to one chant (ICE Out). They did absolutely everything right and got gassed.