They worried someone is gonna shoot Charlie Kirk again or something

It’s absolutely happening, and will get even worse unless you build a fence around Alberta and do to Albertans what Albertans did to rats

You can tell none of these blue wave marks watch pro wrestling

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard. We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions. We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

My friends who work in government have gone into debt to protect people's healthcare, they are being fucking betrayed by wealthy Senators who never stopped getting paid.

so currently defectors are: Kaine (2030) Shaheen (Retiring) Hasan (2028) Fetterman (2028) Durbin (Retiring) CCM (2028) Rosen (2030) King (2030)

All these votes are always like Schumer, Fetterman, three dudes who are retiring at the end of their term and five who are up in 2030. It’s always a team effort.

This lacks the “where you always get a free onion” tagline but nonetheless: youtu.be/xgvbro_AJVM?...

“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time” @mikegolicjr.bsky.social HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED

As God as my witness…

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

just....enjoy this

Purely anecdotal, but I saw some guys doing overpass canvassing on my way to the dentist today and it was just a sea of honking horns, like everyone on the road was going nuts. Energy is just off the charts right now.

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Happy Election Day. Some people really meant it when they said they were gonna leave if Mamdani won.

Transphobes Islamophobes All the phobes EAT SHIT AND DIE ALONE

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

RIP Dick Cheney you would have loved the election of the first Muslim woman to hold statewide office in America

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

I always figured Portnoy would leave New York eventually, though that it'd be to a place without an extradition treaty

RIP Dick Cheney For @inthesetimes.com inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...

I have been there and can confirm the apes were indeed sassy

what if we had the hot dog for when you go vote instead of a sticker, like in australia

okay *now* nobody deserves to be a billionaire

Musicland at the mall on an otherwise uneventful day. Still have it!

huh

Good lord that was close

pleafant fituationf

Watching Illinois play defense is like being hit in the head with a wiffleball bat until you’re unconscious

golly, why indeed

The arrival of Sabonis allowed me to completely reimagine what I could be as a basketball player. Unfortunately I was nearly 30 and not very good to begin with, but I did imagine new things

Cap’n is definitely holding some of that sticky

I’m a known Pritzker stan but DHS is absolutely living up to its ideals here

Groupon is still a thing

Jagoff doesn’t wear a body cam because he can’t reach the shelf they store them on

last seen filling out an online application to be an ice agent

Hey so can Johnny Knoxville be the Rogan of the left

lmao pwnt

Feilhaber taking one look at the shitshow of an organization he’s just walked into:

Benny Feilhaber resplendent in $400 sweatpants

"Produce Defendant Gregory Bovino, in person." UPDATED @chicago.suntimes.com story on a federal judge ordering Border Patrol commander Gregory Bovino into her courtroom in Chicago: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Joy receptacle Joy, IL