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I don't usually complain but, having a needlephobia and a tendency toward eating issues along with diabetes is NOT GREAT.

I tried to explain to someone the other day why I find venus fly traps cute and they looked at me like I'd lost my mind. BUT THEY ARE THO

When are we going to get a realistic Batman? Wrapped in a blanket burrito, eating his body weight in fruit?

Once in a while I take a picture I really like and I like this one.

I am not sure he is weighted as advertised but him friend and him nice and him soft

Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I will go somewhere and have a fight with you and leave... and somehow magically get home even though I came with you in your car.

youtu.be/-E3lMRx7HRQ It's crazy how excited I am for this and THEY FINALLY USED "NOW YOU DON'T"

My happy place is people doing drive thru safari videos. Especially when there's an ostrich.

Looketh upon my children

Full nap mode

A gentleman (or maybe a lady)

There are people in this world who haven't seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off and that's a travesty. (Also, I just had the realization today that I probably like to imagine musical sequences in my stories because of this movie's parade scene I watched 7000 times as a kid)

My orange baby

Look at this handsome devil

Lazy day

‘&’ is called an ‘ampersand’ and means “and.” In the Middle Ages, when single letters were used as words, the phrase ‘per se’ would be included to indicate they were being used as a word and not just a letter. “I per se, I” = ‘I’ is being used as the word ⬇️

I need new music but also I'm afraid to stray from my comfort music.

My new friend, he is very soft and shakes when you hug him. Please do not water and no feeding after midnight.

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Going back to work after a vacation always feels like the first day of school.... Except with more work 😭

I haven't posted any Infinity Nikki lately but it's Eerie season in the game and I love it <3

How you know @bibliotech.social really loves you: "LISTEN BITCH"

I wish my brain would accept that not every scene in my writing needs to be perfect before I can move on to the next one.

Both of these are my aesthetic

I want to go on The Floor so bad, I feel like I would destroy, but my social anxiety is like "no, no u would not"

ok but like, how are we getting any work done. i'm trying to tippy tap away at my silly little keyboard but every fifteen minutes or so the new stupidest thing anyone's ever done happens.

"Snowy dog, he's the greatest dog that you ever did see" But most of the time I just insert their names into existing songs

Sometimes I don't think I could be possibly on the spectrum and I think about how people who are, are stereotyped to like trains, and I don't like trains... But I'm fascinated by rollercoasters. Which are extreme trains. Oops.

I wish we could upload screenshots when taking pictures on the flower in Infinity Nikki, I found one that's basically my Nikki's sister (they're in green, mine is in red/orange):

You aren't letting anyone down by taking a day off from the news. The shitshow will be there tomorrow. Others can churn rage on your behalf while you breathe and keep yourself safe. You are not doing patriotism wrong by ensuring you don't lose your mind every single moment of every single day.

I've known/read about this a long time ago and while it's SUPER GROSS it's kinda also really fascinating

There’s a bakery in our town that makes sourdough donuts and I stop there every Monday after going to storytime at the library with the baby and I don’t look at the news for like that whole 90 minute window of time and it’s just perfect. Anyway try to artisanally craft yourself 90 minutes of good.

why does january feel 84 years long

This island is 11x11. I'm sitting in a 10x10 room. I'm like.....wtf.

I love fireworks and pretty glowy things and this game has been a source of peace in the craziness going on lately #infinitynikki THERE'S ADORABLE DOG BALLOONS

(PS: Anyone who would tell you that you have to keep your social media open to things that stress you out can go fuck themselves and also maybe should remember there is a world outside social media)

Lazy pup day

I see all the people who foster dogs and I would love to do it but I would just end up with 400 dogs.

Your favorite bitch went to the dog cafe

When life gets you down, stop and take a break. That's how you get your power back.🐾😺🐾✊️🐾 #CatsOfBluesky #Resist #TongueOutTuesday

Mama, I know it’s tempting to pack up and move to another country but shying away from the hard stuff isn’t your style. Running or hiding are not options. Supporting and standing up for one another are. #cats #BlueskyCats #photography

You can't deny this. TWICE. "Elon Musk appears to make back-to-back fascist salutes at inauguration rally" youtu.be/smQNNo2a9xc www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

I have resisted posting my Infinity Nikki pictures for quite a while because I don't want to be annoying, but this game is so cute and pretty and I must share... so enjoy my one big post of pictures! (The animals in this game are so stinking CUTE!)